Yato 夜ト (
intertwinedfates) wrote in
synnet2024-11-24 07:15 am
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[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.
Sadly, Yato is not normal.]
Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?
Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~
So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!
And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!
Sadly, Yato is not normal.]
Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?
Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~
So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!
And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

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asdfgh Eresh;;
......uh.
[Best play it straight.]
"Monsterfucker." And, uh, it's kinda exactly like it sounds. Some people... get turned on by inhuman creatures. Y'know! Like the story of the Minotaur! Or Leda and the swan!
there is no escaping
her innocence is like a steel bear trap;;
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@ typhoon
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I think it's something you end up learning about one way or another over the years. It just took you a little longer than some folks. It's okay!
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@FutureTerror
LIKE EXPERIMENTS
SCIENCE ABOUT MONSTERFUCKING
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@Gojira
This is a feature humans and humanoids find desirable in those unlike them in shape 🤔?
[ LILITH has started offering tentacles as an enhancement recently haven't they? Abhorrent as mechanical additions to his being is, maybe they're necessary in this case... ]
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[Have they?? If that's the case he might have to ask what Hiyori's preferences are on the matter.
Y'know. Just out of curiosity.]
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@rubber ducky
[ Yato, you are easily the least respectable of the four gods here... ]
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Not especially? Though I have to say I didn't expect so much of the conversation to go the way it has.
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@MARIMO
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Oh, you'll get that, I have no doubt. At least the big and tough bit. Shoulda been here for the kaiju before last. Not only was it huge and a bitch to fight, but there were two of them.
You a swordfighter of sorts, I take it?
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@hellonurse
ignoring that ]
A kaiju that wants to advocate for peace and cohabitation between our species.
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And it's humanitarian Hiyori for the win with best kaiju ideas!
Whatcha think such a kaiju would look like, hmm?
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@Gisei
You're forcing me to agree with a hallucination.
That's not good for you, Yato-chan.
[ ゴゴゴゴ ]
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Hey! I kept things tame! It was one little mention, nothing more. Everybody else are the ones who wanna go for the kinky shit!
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not here
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@FutureTerror
TENTACLES HUH
YEAH THAT'D WORK
ANYWAY IF I COULD PICK A KAIJU TO COME
IT WOULD BE MEGALON
MY BEST FRIEND
I WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN
MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY
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[It also got him into a lot of trouble, but hey. Gotta take the bad with the good.]
Wanting to check on your best friend is a fair reason, I'd say! It's always good to have more friends around, for sure.
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@Bootyyyshaker9000
I'm pretty sure anyone who would want that has never fought anything with them.
[Ah right, the real question though...]
Anyway, has there been a turtle one? That could be interesting.
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It's a popular option where I'm from. Probably exactly because not many of the people there have had anything to do with them. I'm willing to bet they'd change their tune if they had to get up close and person with a violent set of 'em.
Turtle, though, huh? Not so far as I know! But that would be cool! I'd want to try standing on top of it and sliding off like the world's biggest slide!
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@moneybags
How about
The tinest kaiju that I can easily like
Punt into the sky how about that
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Okay, y'know what? Fair.
At least that way even if there was a whole lotta of 'em, they'd still be pretty easy to deal with.
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@draconic
tell lily to guide us to one of those.
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Though I wouldn't mind fried chicken for Christmas. That's supposed to be pretty good, too.
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@kijyo
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