Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

@goddess of death, voice

[queenofkur]

What is a... [How he'd said it?] "Minister faker" and why would it enjoy a kaiju with tentacles and a lot of eyes?

asdfgh Eresh;;

[intertwinedfates]

[hALP HOW DOES HE HANDLE THIS WITHOUT GETTING KILLED OR SPOILING HER INNOCENCE??]

......uh.

[Best play it straight.]

"Monsterfucker." And, uh, it's kinda exactly like it sounds. Some people... get turned on by inhuman creatures. Y'know! Like the story of the Minotaur! Or Leda and the swan!

@ typhoon

[photosympathies]

was monsterfucking a thing everyone knew about but me???

[intertwinedfates]

[Oops, hiya Vash.]

I think it's something you end up learning about one way or another over the years. It just took you a little longer than some folks. It's okay!

@FutureTerror

[kaizou]

PEOPLE DO STUDIES ON IT

LIKE EXPERIMENTS

SCIENCE ABOUT MONSTERFUCKING

@Gojira

[30storieshigh]

Tentacles 🦑🐙.

This is a feature humans and humanoids find desirable in those unlike them in shape 🤔?

[ LILITH has started offering tentacles as an enhancement recently haven't they? Abhorrent as mechanical additions to his being is, maybe they're necessary in this case... ]

[intertwinedfates]

Surprisingly, yes. Be it octopi or squid or aliens, humans seem to like long, squiggly appendages. Not quite sure of the reasoning.

[Have they?? If that's the case he might have to ask what Hiyori's preferences are on the matter.

Y'know. Just out of curiosity.]

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

Have you nothing better to waste your time on?

[ Yato, you are easily the least respectable of the four gods here... ]

[intertwinedfates]

[When in doubt, lean in to what you're good at?]

Not especially? Though I have to say I didn't expect so much of the conversation to go the way it has.

@MARIMO

[zororo]

Something big and tough so we can test out our strength. More than two arms would be fun, especially if they could wield swords.

[intertwinedfates]

[FINALLY. A NORMAL RESPONSE.]

Oh, you'll get that, I have no doubt. At least the big and tough bit. Shoulda been here for the kaiju before last. Not only was it huge and a bitch to fight, but there were two of them.

You a swordfighter of sorts, I take it?

@hellonurse

[wwtd]

[ monster what........

ignoring that ]

A kaiju that wants to advocate for peace and cohabitation between our species.

[intertwinedfates]

[IGNORING WHAT NOW]

And it's humanitarian Hiyori for the win with best kaiju ideas!

Whatcha think such a kaiju would look like, hmm?

@Gisei

[harboredfeelings]

A kaiju that will neuter you, perverted lout.

You're forcing me to agree with a hallucination.

That's not good for you, Yato-chan.

[ ゴゴゴゴ ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Uh oh. It's his personal behavioral correction therapist, come to scold him again...]

Hey! I kept things tame! It was one little mention, nothing more. Everybody else are the ones who wanna go for the kinky shit!

@FutureTerror

[kaizou]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TENTACLES HUH

YEAH THAT'D WORK

ANYWAY IF I COULD PICK A KAIJU TO COME

IT WOULD BE MEGALON

MY BEST FRIEND

I WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN

MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY

[intertwinedfates]

There's definitely some fun to be had there! My Halloween costume had a prehensile tail and it was a blast to use!

[It also got him into a lot of trouble, but hey. Gotta take the bad with the good.]

Wanting to check on your best friend is a fair reason, I'd say! It's always good to have more friends around, for sure.

@Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

Why tentacles as an example?

I'm pretty sure anyone who would want that has never fought anything with them.

[Ah right, the real question though...]

Anyway, has there been a turtle one? That could be interesting.

[intertwinedfates]

[B-Bootyshaker.....]

It's a popular option where I'm from. Probably exactly because not many of the people there have had anything to do with them. I'm willing to bet they'd change their tune if they had to get up close and person with a violent set of 'em.

Turtle, though, huh? Not so far as I know! But that would be cool! I'd want to try standing on top of it and sliding off like the world's biggest slide!

@moneybags

[lovebombing]

Uh

How about

The tinest kaiju that I can easily like



Punt into the sky how about that

[intertwinedfates]

.....

Okay, y'know what? Fair.

At least that way even if there was a whole lotta of 'em, they'd still be pretty easy to deal with.

@draconic

[belli]

a pig kaiju is far more delectable than a turkey.

tell lily to guide us to one of those.

[intertwinedfates]

Oooh, yeah, yeah! I'm with you on that!

Though I wouldn't mind fried chicken for Christmas. That's supposed to be pretty good, too.

@kijyo

[saudadist]

wagyu beef kaiju

[intertwinedfates]

Oooh, good choice! Especially since so many kaiju are larger, that'd mean we all could enjoy it!