Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

Have you nothing better to waste your time on?

[ Yato, you are easily the least respectable of the four gods here... ]

[intertwinedfates]

[When in doubt, lean in to what you're good at?]

Not especially? Though I have to say I didn't expect so much of the conversation to go the way it has.

[curingidiocy]

Were you expecting an innocent conversation after mentioning an indecent term? It seems to me as if you were looking for an excuse to speak of such things.

[intertwinedfates]

Okay, maybe I was curious how many bites I'd get, but honestly, I thought SOME people might want to discuss actual fun kaiju ideas?

Like, how hilarious would it be if a giant duck kaiju showed up?

[curingidiocy]

[ Yato knows exactly the right things to say to pique Ratio's interest. ]

Its mass alone would pose a danger, but other than that, ducks are not a particularly threatening species. Hilarious might indeed be a word to describe such a sight.

[ A giant duck though... what if it was as big as the crabs in Okinawa? Then they would just be plain cute. Now he almost wants that to happen, if only because it would be a far better alternative than a truly threatening kaiju. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Hehe, he thought that might!]

At least it would be lighter than a lot of other creatures of its size and shape, seeing as how so much of it is feathers. Plus they're pretty adorable no matter what size they are.

[He's all for that as well, truthfully. Some nice, harmless kaiju that they could pet would be a nice change of pace from the killer ones threatening them all the time.]