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[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

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[kaizou]

[His specialty is never reassuring anyone, ever.]

I DIDN'T HATE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAY

IT WAS MY MASTERS WHO HATED HUMANS

AND THEIR ALLIES

MEGALON'S PEOPLE

THEY HAD A GOOD REASON TOO

BUT IT WAS JUST MY JOB TO HELP OUT AND KILL THEM

I GOT TO KNOW SOME HUMANS BETTER AFTER THAT

THEY MADE ME SMALL SO I CAN LOOK AT THEM AND TALK TO THEM

I THINK THEY'RE PRETTY CUTE ACTUALLY

NOW THAT I KNOW THEM

[intertwinedfates]

[When you're good, you're good...]

Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense. And explains why you were brought here alongside everyone else, heh.

Humans are fascinating once you start watching them. They're such expressive and inventive creatures, full of potential.

[kaizou]

THEY'RE CRAZY

THEIR BRAINS ARE SO BIG THEY HAVE TO MAKE UP PROBLEMS FOR FUN

AND THEN STUDY THE PROBLEMS TOO

EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE THEM

THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM BUT THEY ALSO MAKE UP FAKE HUMANS TOO

FOR FUN

SO THEY CAN LOVE REAL HUMANS AND FAKE ONES AT THE SAME TIME

[intertwinedfates]

[This is all... surprisingly philosophical and yet true??]

I mean

you're not wrong!

Humans do such weird things, though I guess since I was born from them, some of it doesn't seem quite as strange to me? I can only imagine what they must be like to someone who hadn't encountered them before.

You do have to give them credit for their creativity, though, if not their smarts all the time.

[kaizou]

ARE YOU A HUMAN WHO BECAME SOMETHING ELSE LATER

LIKE A CONSTELLATION

OR A GOD

MY MASTERS WERE A LOT LIKE HUMANS THEMSELVES

EVEN THOUGH THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE DIFFERENT AND BETTER

AND THE PEOPLE ON MY PLANET BEFORE THEM WERE EVEN MORE LIKE HUMANS

THINGS LIKE HUMANS ARE ALL AROUND THE GALAXIES

LITTLE FREAK ANIMALS

🤣

IT'S FUN TO GET TO BE ONE OF THEM

[intertwinedfates]

I'm a god! Though the idea of a human becoming a constellation is an interesting prospect.

Heh... That does sound like humans, doesn't it? Thinking they're better and more special than everything else. They are, in some ways, just not in all.

It's surprising to hear there's so many species like them, though! I would've thought they'd be a bit more unique given how eccentric they can be.

It is fun to mingle in their society though, I have to admit!

[kaizou]

YOU SEEM PRETTY HAPPY FOR A GOD

WHAT ARE YOU THE GOD OF

IS IT SOMETHING FUN

[intertwinedfates]

Kind of! I'm God of Fortune and Happiness! It's my job to make sure people can live happy, content lives.

[kaizou]

OH THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

[intertwinedfates]

Uh huh! I love enjoying life, since it's so precious and valuable.

Have you met other, less fun gods?

[kaizou]

YEAH

MAYBE INSTEAD I'D SAY A DIFFERENT KIND OF FUN

MEGALON IS MORE FUN LIKE YOU'RE FUN

BUT IT TURNS OUT PEOPLE CAN BE FUN WITHOUT REALLY MEANING TO BE

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN