Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Well you're definitely that.

[Being stubborn but lost is such a rough combination, honestly. You don't know which way to go, yet you're too set on a path to nowhere to change.]

I wanna try pole dancing! That sounds like fun!

[Yoga might just put him to sleep after a while, haha... And he wants to watch Hiyori do the pole thingy too. Huehuehue~]

[wwtd]

[ SO IS HE!!! SOMETIMES!!!

before she met yukine and yato, it was a strangely foreboding time in her life.

welp. on the pole it is.

didn't want to see hiyori do flexy bendy shapes, huh? tsk tsk ]

Okay. Next class is in a few days. I'll pick you up before I go. Sound good?

[intertwinedfates]

[Oh, he doesn't deny it!

Too much normalcy for her day-to-day life, huh?

And hey, he wants to see that too, but the pole has him fascinated okay.]

Sounds good to me! I'll be ready whenever you are and you can show me the ropes. Or the pole, as it were.

[wwtd]

[ too much

non-direction

and it would huh ]

You're a dork.

Just had to throw that in.

[ laughing somewhere out there. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[That's fair. Yato knows all about non-direction...

And of course! Sexy lady go WHIRL!]

H-Hey, just remember who's dating the dork!

[wwtd]

[ maybe that's why they met gazes

she does not feel sexy she do feel mostly SWEATY ]

Let me think.

The most fortunate girl ever?

[ STOP FLIRTING!!!!!!!! ]

[intertwinedfates]

[When I saw your face... I'm a believer~

Sweaty is sexy though!]

Hehe, sounds about right. Dating the most fortunate guy ever.

[wwtd]

[ NOT A TRACE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

only sometimes sexy........! ]

He must be a God of Fortune or something.

[intertwinedfates]

[I'M IN LOVE YEAAAAAAHHHH

No, no, it's sexy all the time. You just gotta get frisky with it!]

I think he might be.

[wwtd]

[ I'M IN LOVE...... WITH THEM AND THEIR MATCHIGN WINks

i see! use as lube as directed (tm) ]

I'm sure he is.