Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

@Gojira

[30storieshigh]

Tentacles 🦑🐙.

This is a feature humans and humanoids find desirable in those unlike them in shape 🤔?

[ LILITH has started offering tentacles as an enhancement recently haven't they? Abhorrent as mechanical additions to his being is, maybe they're necessary in this case... ]

[intertwinedfates]

Surprisingly, yes. Be it octopi or squid or aliens, humans seem to like long, squiggly appendages. Not quite sure of the reasoning.

[Have they?? If that's the case he might have to ask what Hiyori's preferences are on the matter.

Y'know. Just out of curiosity.]

[30storieshigh]

I see.

This is consistent amongst them? In similarities to the focus on chest size in females ✊️💥🚪?

[ Leave it to Godzilla to find an emoji combination for the slang "knockers"... ]

[intertwinedfates]

Um, thankfully not, I don't think? I know Hiyori's never mentioned it before. I think it might just count as a fetish or something.

Whereas boob size being a preference is almost universal.

[Honestly, the big guy's emoji use is downright impressive. As someone who's still mostly used to kaomoji, he could learn a thing or two.]

[30storieshigh]

[ Not universal! That's a relief, but it raises further questions. ]

🤨
What of well maintained claws, fangs, and scales? Or fur?

Certainly these hold wider appeal amongst humanoids, yes 🤔?

[intertwinedfates]

[Is this turning into a monsterfucker Q&A??]

Oh, people love those! Especially fangs, fur, and claws. Scales might depend on the smoothness, if just because they have delicate skin.

So really, you're probably prime material for some folks out there.

[30storieshigh]

⁉️⁉️⁉️
Indeed? This is not a thing I have considered.

One wonders what other traits humanoids search for in other species 🚻🔎🦖🐉🦊.

[intertwinedfates]

Good question! I think it'd be a fair thing to ask someday if you want, even if just out of curiosity.

Like me, I love me a good tail, hehe~ And I think horns could be fun in certain circumstances.

[30storieshigh]

🎺📯🤘😈...? 👍💯.

Do you believe there to be interest in feathering as well 🪶?

[ Maybe he should make use of his shapechanging to make some feathers a permanent feature... ]

[intertwinedfates]

😈!!

Oh, absolutely. Feathers are almost as good as fur. People love to pet birds, plus sometimes they also use birds' feathers to decorate themselves through their clothes.

[Feathers certainly might make Goji a liiittle less intimidating to the kids.]

[30storieshigh]

[ Feathers and a Santa hat may be in Goji's future... ]

This is enlightening information 🤔.

If there is ought else you know of humanoid attraction norms I would be grateful for its sharing 👍.

[intertwinedfates]

[He will be the best feathered Santa ever! Yato endorsed 👍]

Anything else, huh...? Well, let's see...

Muscles are popular, so you're good there. humans sometimes like markings such as tattoos and scars, so battle wounds that don't heal aren't usually a problem. Color is completely a personal choice - some like bright, vibrant colors, others like monochrome.

Oh, and if you're going for underwear in your human guise, I hear thongs are a popular thing!

[yato no]

[30storieshigh]

[ Too late, Godzilla who takes everything at face value will look into this thong (but thankfully discard the idea because he doesn't like feeling restricted... )

Ah. I believe there to be a missed steak 🥩🔍👀❔️❔️.

The curiosity is academic 🎓📏. I am Godzilla. I have no personal interest in such things 🤷‍♂️.

[ Congratulations Outsiders and world of Neo Tokyo, you've taught Godzilla how to lie.

Poorly. But still. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Wise move, Goji. There are some things humans just shouldn't engage in, and that's one of them.]

Ah, really? You know it's okay if you're feeling lonely, right? Everybody gets like that from time to time. What's important is acknowledging it and not making yourself suffer over it.

[So says the hypocrite himself. At least him and Hiyori have finally gotten past that point (finally.)]

[30storieshigh]

😶

😐

There is no acknowledgment to be done. The desperate scramble for intimate companionship is a humanoid weakness, not one of my own 😑.

[intertwinedfates]

Fair enough. Though you can't blame humans for the most part. Their lives are so short, they don't have much time to waste.

[30storieshigh]

...

Indeed. Their time in the world is regrettably short ⏳️🤏.

[ Wow Yaton
good job. Way to hit on his other main source of recent angst.

He'd really like to ask Yato how he manages that when it comes to Hiyori but somehow it feels very inappropriate to bring up.]

[intertwinedfates]

[When you're a God of War, you know where to strike to make it count? Or more likely he just thinks along the same lines.]

It is... There's no getting around that fact. But that's what helps make each and every one so precious, yeah? And it's why I want to make as many of them as happy as I can.

[30storieshigh]

A worthy goal.

A confession, living at their scale has made the fleeting nature of their existence seem... cruel 😮‍💨.

As capable of evil as some are, the rest are ambitious, brilliant beings. One thinks they should possess more time to pursue their heart's wants.

[ So the good news about Sad Godzilla is at least he's gotten philosophical again instead of murdery? Hurrah? ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Yaaaay? At least he hasn't completely given up on humanity, even if a small portion of them were dicks.]

Doesn't it though? Some barely begin to shine before life decides to start taking away from them. If I was a more powerful god, I would grant them an extra hundred years or more.

And maybe that would help them grow enough to not succumb to such evil desires, too. They always get to the cusp of greatness when their in-fighting tears it all down again.

[30storieshigh]

Indeed, I have myself seen a number of their greatest empires fall 😒.

One wonders how such a species resolves rivalry amongst potential courters when it is so inclined to its own downfalls 🤔. It would be given to assume that this like most other things would end in open violence, yes?

[intertwinedfates]

I can imagine. There must have been a lot of great things lost due to the end of so many civilizations.

Well, sometimes it does, but I've noticed there's generally less violence from individuals who simply wish to live normal, happy lives. It's those who are discontent that act out.

[30storieshigh]

[ Oh lord help us he's discovered gifs. ]

I see. If this is so then what is the typical manner humanoids resolve courting conflicts?

[intertwinedfates]

[sAVE HIM]

From what I've seen, they used to duel in battle, though that's fallen out of favor. These days I think it's mostly bribery?? Like giving the person they like gifts or taking them out to dinner.

[This from the guy who gets most of his romantic information from fiction...]

[30storieshigh]

[ There's no being saved now Yato, you're stuck with this lizard. ]

Ah 🤔.

Contest of battle is sensible. One should be able to prove to a potential mate they are the superior courter, in addition it allows for the removal of the competitor at the same moment. Humanity's inefficiency is vexing 😣.