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[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[soft_shelled]

Yeah well, mutants are different from Yokai? Even if they look alike and a Yokai is the one who made mutants.

And it was, thankfully it ended well and nothing got blown up. Or dunked into acid.

[Did Donnie forget to mention the acid? He totally did.]

[intertwinedfates]

Huh~ I didn't know Yokai had that kind of power, so I guess they must be inherently different from the ayakashi I'm familiar with.

.....

Not sure I wanna know where acid fits into this, in all honesty. That shit's nasty to mess with.

[soft_shelled]

It probably helped that Draxum is an... Alchemist.

[Good thing Yato can't see the face Donnie made at writing that. Alchemy is such a non-science in his mind, even though he is living proof of it working.]

I don't even know what he was thinking, really. But I'm sure the acid was for dunking people into.

[intertwinedfates]

Ooh, yeah, I remember when humans experimented with alchemy. Didn't exactly end well for them, honestly.

[Because at least on his version of Earth, if didn't pan out to be anything of a viable science.]

People who are hurt tend not to think too deeply, unfortunately. He probably just wanted to hurt those who hurt him. Glad he didn't go dunking anyone, though. That's just rude and crude.

[soft_shelled]

... How old are you?

[Because he has been getting an old man vibe off of this guy, since the Plinko mention.]

Oh well, he tried? To dunk my brother and a movie star.

[intertwinedfates]

Somewhere around a thousand-fifty, give or take a few decades.

[So... yeah. OLD MAN VIBES ARE ACCURATE.]

Oof. Yeah, that's. Not very nice at all. Sounds like a right old pain in the ass. From the sound of it everything worked out okay though?

[soft_shelled]

How are you even living?

[Donnie, Donnie. You know Yokai who might even be in that age range, not that their ages have been confirmed or anything. Still.]

Yeah, we stopped him.

[intertwinedfates]

[It's a slightly delicate subject, so the response comes delayed.]

Here, probably because I'm not fully a god like I was back home. There... because at least a couple of people believe in me.

Glad to hear that though. Nobody deserves to be hurt like that.

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie's own reply is delayed because well. He is a turtle of science and sure, he had to kind of accept magic and mystic stuff in his life recently, but he's still stubborn about it.

Even though he uses mystic abilities himself.]

A god... Right. And I'm Einstein.

[Sorry Yato, he's not going to believe you.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Honestly, at this point he's not sure what's worse - those who hate gods or those who don't believe in them. Not that he can blame either one.]

Nice to meet you then, Einstein. Because I'm a bona fide god, dammit! Divine! Holy!

[soft_shelled]

[Thankfully Donnie doesn't hate them, just a non-believer. But at least he doesn't make fun of folks who do believe.]

Uh huh. How many people take you at your word?

[intertwinedfates]

[There's something in that, anyway.]

Enough. Sometimes they want proof, but that's fine. I don't mind giving it to them.

[soft_shelled]

And just what do you use for proof?

[intertwinedfates]

Teleportation's one thing. Other times it's the ability to cut their ties with someone.

[soft_shelled]

Teleportation is nothing, my twin can do it.

And what do you even mean by cutting ties?

[intertwinedfates]

Tch. Kids these days and their tricks...

[OLD MAN GRUMBLING AT CLOUD]

I mean that if you get enmeshed with someone who brings you ruin or despair, I can undo that. A bit of reversing time, in a way.

[soft_shelled]

Hey, can't get rid of the family mystic abilities.

[Wait until Yato sees Donnie's mystic tech.]

... That's not anything special though, you can cut someone off without divine powers.

[intertwinedfates]

You've got mystic abilities and you still don't believe in gods?!

[Blasphemy! That tech will probably blow his mind, though.]

That's so not what I'm talking about. But fine, let's forget that part. The other thing I'd do is show them my shinki - my divine weapon, but he's not here right now.

[soft_shelled]

My family does, yes. And gods and mystic abilities are totally different things.

[And Donnie is the one of them with the least experience with using mystic skills too.]

So you've got no proof then.

[Maybe just saying that to be a jerk.]

[intertwinedfates]

Where do you think mystical powers come from, dammit??

[They're blessings from gods! Or at least they are in his world.]

I can't help it if LILITH didn't see fit to bring my boy along. But whatever. You don't have to believe. I could still probably kick your ass.

[Two can play the jerk game, hah!]

[soft_shelled]

Genetics.

[It's actually aliens in Donnie's world, not that anyone knows it's aliens though.]

You would not be first, or last, old person who I've had to beat up.

[intertwinedfates]

Bah! They had to start somewhere.

[Aliens are kinda divine? Sorta? Maybe??]

That because you can't handle guys your own age?

[soft_shelled]

Hey it's that or a "demon", I think I'll stick with the genetics answer.

[The demon was also an alien.]

No, because a lot of adults seemed really intent on beating up a bunch of kids who were stopping them from doing bad stuff.

[Every mutant that wasn't the turtles is an adult, and "evil". And really violent.]

[intertwinedfates]

My vote would be with the demon, actually.

[Everything is alien to some degree.]

Huh. You've got a messed up world if that's the way adults behave there. At least in my world it's adults versus adults usually.

[Some kids just get saddled with a strange lot in life, he guesses...]

[soft_shelled]

Well good thing your vote doesn't count here.

[As to the rest well...]

Not all adults, but every mutant we've fought has been like that?