Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

You've got mystic abilities and you still don't believe in gods?!

[Blasphemy! That tech will probably blow his mind, though.]

That's so not what I'm talking about. But fine, let's forget that part. The other thing I'd do is show them my shinki - my divine weapon, but he's not here right now.

[soft_shelled]

My family does, yes. And gods and mystic abilities are totally different things.

[And Donnie is the one of them with the least experience with using mystic skills too.]

So you've got no proof then.

[Maybe just saying that to be a jerk.]

[intertwinedfates]

Where do you think mystical powers come from, dammit??

[They're blessings from gods! Or at least they are in his world.]

I can't help it if LILITH didn't see fit to bring my boy along. But whatever. You don't have to believe. I could still probably kick your ass.

[Two can play the jerk game, hah!]

[soft_shelled]

Genetics.

[It's actually aliens in Donnie's world, not that anyone knows it's aliens though.]

You would not be first, or last, old person who I've had to beat up.

[intertwinedfates]

Bah! They had to start somewhere.

[Aliens are kinda divine? Sorta? Maybe??]

That because you can't handle guys your own age?

[soft_shelled]

Hey it's that or a "demon", I think I'll stick with the genetics answer.

[The demon was also an alien.]

No, because a lot of adults seemed really intent on beating up a bunch of kids who were stopping them from doing bad stuff.

[Every mutant that wasn't the turtles is an adult, and "evil". And really violent.]

[intertwinedfates]

My vote would be with the demon, actually.

[Everything is alien to some degree.]

Huh. You've got a messed up world if that's the way adults behave there. At least in my world it's adults versus adults usually.

[Some kids just get saddled with a strange lot in life, he guesses...]

[soft_shelled]

Well good thing your vote doesn't count here.

[As to the rest well...]

Not all adults, but every mutant we've fought has been like that?

[intertwinedfates]

Tch. Spoilsport.

Sounds like a mutant thing, in that case. Maybe they're just... more unstable than the average person.

[soft_shelled]

I kind of doubt it? I mean, my family and I aren't all "let's commit crime" about things?

[Donnie will never admit his own violent streak, though.]

[intertwinedfates]

Oh, so you're a mutant too, then? Huh. Maybe you're just made differently, then. Or those others didn't have as fortunate a circumstances as you and your family.

Being raised right has an effect almost as much as one's inborn nature, after all.

[Something he knows all too well.]

[soft_shelled]

Yeah I am, I guess I wasn't that clear about it? And nah, we were mutated via the same chemical ooze, and they were all normal humans before they got mutated. Unlike my family, my brothers and I were normal turtles.

[As to raised right? Does a slightly absentee father and a parentified oldest brother count?]