Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

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[intertwinedfates]

[Best girlfriend doesn't need to be a god to offer her blessings to him. Her grace is all he needs to be happy and content.]

Uuuugh... I know you're right. That's the galling part. I'm just

I'm just not used to consistency of any kind, y'know? Most of my shinki never stayed long, my jobs were always variable and short-term... You and Yukine are the most constant presences in my life right now.

I like the idea of working out, though. That might help.

[He's good for that kind of cardio, for sure. 😈]

[wwtd]

[ BE GRACED UPON ]

If it's any consolation, I didn't like realizing it either. There was a point in medical school when I thought about switching majors, too.

[ for a god, though? it must be extra taxing. but especially for yato because he really HASN'T had any consistency in his life. this is probably the most he's gotten since he met yukine and her. ]

You can do it. Just put your mind to it. You can do anything. If you need someone to cheer you on and keep your butt in line, I'm here.

And if you want someone to work out with, I'm also here.

[ FOR ANY AND ALL CARDIO 😏 ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Hallelujah!]

Oh really? I thought that you'd figured that out back in high school.

[Especially when said god has lived as long as he has. That's a long time to live precariously and at the whims of someone else.]

Heh. Thanks, Hiyori. Maybe once we brainstorm some ideas and figure out some options, we'll settle upon something that'll work out for me.

Oh yeah, you still doing pole dancing?

[THEY CAN DO THAT CARDIO NIGHTLY 💪]

[wwtd]

I pretty much did, but even I still had my doubts now and then. I'm glad I didn't quit, though.

[ especially because she forgot she was the reason the hospital was attacked ]

We'll find something.

[ a-ah yeah. pole dancing. ]

I am! I've started a yoga class, too.

[ that should BURN OFF SOME STEAM 🔥 ]

[intertwinedfates]

Wow... That's pretty brave of you. I probably would've backed out, honestly.

[Unless it was a job for someone else. He has no drive for himself, but for others...]

Okay then! I'll join one of those if you don't mind. Which do you want company at? Either one?

[LIKE THEY'RE DOING IN THE OTHER THREAD ♨️]

[wwtd]

No. I think I'm just stubborn.

[ THEY'VE ESTABLISHED THAT..........

she's been there. not having drive for herself. when they found each other, she might've been at her most lost. ]

I don't mind.

[ but which

yoga is for practicing her poses for that thing she promised. she doesn't want to ruin that surprise.

yato pole dancing, though..... can she handle that ]

Either one. Or both.

I'd be happy to have you around.

[ YEAH SHHHH LMAO 🧖‍♀️🧖‍♂️ ]

[intertwinedfates]

Well you're definitely that.

[Being stubborn but lost is such a rough combination, honestly. You don't know which way to go, yet you're too set on a path to nowhere to change.]

I wanna try pole dancing! That sounds like fun!

[Yoga might just put him to sleep after a while, haha... And he wants to watch Hiyori do the pole thingy too. Huehuehue~]

[wwtd]

[ SO IS HE!!! SOMETIMES!!!

before she met yukine and yato, it was a strangely foreboding time in her life.

welp. on the pole it is.

didn't want to see hiyori do flexy bendy shapes, huh? tsk tsk ]

Okay. Next class is in a few days. I'll pick you up before I go. Sound good?

[intertwinedfates]

[Oh, he doesn't deny it!

Too much normalcy for her day-to-day life, huh?

And hey, he wants to see that too, but the pole has him fascinated okay.]

Sounds good to me! I'll be ready whenever you are and you can show me the ropes. Or the pole, as it were.

[wwtd]

[ too much

non-direction

and it would huh ]

You're a dork.

Just had to throw that in.

[ laughing somewhere out there. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[That's fair. Yato knows all about non-direction...

And of course! Sexy lady go WHIRL!]

H-Hey, just remember who's dating the dork!

[wwtd]

[ maybe that's why they met gazes

she does not feel sexy she do feel mostly SWEATY ]

Let me think.

The most fortunate girl ever?

[ STOP FLIRTING!!!!!!!! ]

[intertwinedfates]

[When I saw your face... I'm a believer~

Sweaty is sexy though!]

Hehe, sounds about right. Dating the most fortunate guy ever.

[wwtd]

[ NOT A TRACE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

only sometimes sexy........! ]

He must be a God of Fortune or something.

[intertwinedfates]

[I'M IN LOVE YEAAAAAAHHHH

No, no, it's sexy all the time. You just gotta get frisky with it!]

I think he might be.

[wwtd]

[ I'M IN LOVE...... WITH THEM AND THEIR MATCHIGN WINks

i see! use as lube as directed (tm) ]

I'm sure he is.