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[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.
Sadly, Yato is not normal.]
Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?
Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~
So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!
And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!
Sadly, Yato is not normal.]
Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?
Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~
So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!
And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!
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Right? I think humans like complications, because they have so many ways to make life simple, but they insist on turning even a simple task into an ordeal at times.
Hmm, well, I can't think of anything else off the top of my head, but if I do, I'll be sure to let you know! Since I'll be coming to you for more romance advice, if that's alright.
[Thankfully Yato is pretty gullible, so he doesn't question the big guy's motives just yet. Maybe one day he will, though.]
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A strange species. Yet endearing in their own ways 🤷.
This is agreeable and appreciated. The equal exchange of information in such regards will be of mutual benefit ⚖️. My thanks, Friend Yato 👍.
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Very much so. It's those endearing traits that make me want to protect and guide them as best I can.
Hehe, sounds good! I'm always happy to help. 😊