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[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

[Oops, hiya Vash.]

I think it's something you end up learning about one way or another over the years. It just took you a little longer than some folks. It's okay!

[photosympathies]

a part of me wishes i could unlearn it.
not that i think people shouldn't!!! they should do whatever they want!!!
but i have so many questions.

[intertwinedfates]

Don't blame ya there. It's a lot to unpack.
But hey, if there's something you wanna know, class is open for session!

[photosympathies]

ahahhaa.
they're not really questions i think you can answer.
it's just me staring at my hands going WHY really loudly.

[intertwinedfates]

Oooh, gotcha. The 'why' bit is pretty hard to nail down, honestly. People have been fascinated by the whole line of thought since forever, so I guess it's just some inborn curiosity.

[photosympathies]

for ... tentacles?

( Maybe it's his own innate otherness that he can't see it. And he's absolutely not going to be thinking about people wanting to fuck plants, thank you very much. )

[intertwinedfates]

Yep! For at least a couple hundred years where I'm from. There's a famous drawing of a woman with a couple of octopuses getting frisky.

[Can't really blame Vash for that, honestly. Who wants to think about anyone wanting to bang your siblings?]

[photosympathies]

wait. i need to google something.

( Octopuses. )

that's even worse!!!!!!

[intertwinedfates]

[aksjdf vash plz]

Hey now, no fair kinkshaming people! Everybody's got their weird side.

[photosympathies]

( DO YOU WANT TO FUCK AN OCTOPUS, YATO? )

i don't!!!!!!!!!

( Maybe. )

but ok i can understand the kaiju that can talk because they can ... talk ... but can octopi talk? no!!!

[intertwinedfates]

[NOT PARTICULARLY. He does have a fondness for tails, though...]

Ah, I see what you mean. Yeah, I guess that would put some (a lot?) of people off. Personally I don't see the appeal of a lover that can't understand you, either. I'd much rather have someone I can talk with and confide in.

[photosympathies]

YEAH.

that's like, an important part of intimacy??? isn't it????

[intertwinedfates]

Normally yeah?

But I guess for some people they might not care all that much. Maybe like how some folks don't mind what food's made up of so long as it tastes good??

[photosympathies]

i guess.

sylvain says a part of the appeal is the fear. for monsterfucking.

[intertwinedfates]

Ooh yeah, I guess that's a good point, too.

There was definitely something thrilling with the way Hiyori attacked me once. Though I thought maybe that's just because of me being a war god, hehe.

[photosympathies]

( ...

...

... )

she attacked you????

[intertwinedfates]

It

It wasn't her fault! She'd begun to turn into an ayakashi and she couldn't exactly control what she was doing...

[photosympathies]

oh.
ok.
u guys are fine now tho, right?

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah... We got everything sorted out, and I don't think she's at risk for it happening again.

Thank goodness. This place probably would test that if it were possible.

[photosympathies]

okay good.
and uh.
i suppose silver linings if it was kind of hot?

[intertwinedfates]

Damn straight! Lemme tell you, having the person you like biting you and leaving a mark IS pretty hot. Gets your blood going, too, if you know what I mean~

[photosympathies]

( HOW DOES YATO KNOW ABOUT HIM BITING WOLFWOOD ... no wait this is just a general conversation and Wolfwood isn't here anymore so it's fine. )

huh.
okay.
maybe i get that one.

[intertwinedfates]

[IT'S ALL GOOD, VASH, YOUR SECRET IS STILL SAFE. Though he'd be high-fiving him for taking the plunge and going for a nibble.]

Right? A little physical roughness can be fun between lovers.

[photosympathies]

( Blame the vampirism. )

I don't think I've ever done that. Not that there's been many people really. Or relationships. Lots of fights though.

[intertwinedfates]

[Always a good excuse to have a chomp or two, honestly.]

Ah, yeah. It's definitely different from getting into a fight, that's for sure. Hopefully one day you'll have someone you can experiment with, if you want.