Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

[IT'S ALL GOOD, VASH, YOUR SECRET IS STILL SAFE. Though he'd be high-fiving him for taking the plunge and going for a nibble.]

Right? A little physical roughness can be fun between lovers.

[photosympathies]

( Blame the vampirism. )

I don't think I've ever done that. Not that there's been many people really. Or relationships. Lots of fights though.

[intertwinedfates]

[Always a good excuse to have a chomp or two, honestly.]

Ah, yeah. It's definitely different from getting into a fight, that's for sure. Hopefully one day you'll have someone you can experiment with, if you want.

[photosympathies]

ha.
probably not. but it's fine! i'm happy with how things are.

[intertwinedfates]

You sure? I know somebody that's looking for a date who might be right up your alley!

[photosympathies]

matchmaker yato!
is this a new calling? god of love now?

[intertwinedfates]

Hehe, kinda! All part of being a God of Fortune and Happiness!

Have you met Ereshkigal yet?

[photosympathies]

Oh!
Yeah!
We're buddies.

( She's nice. She cried on him at Halloween. He's now got her in his sights for the Vash Care special. )

[intertwinedfates]

[Aw... Everybody should have Eresh in their care special, honestly.]

See? That's great! I knew you two would get along wonderfully. You're both so considerate and kind.

[photosympathies]

i mean.
she might not agree.
i definitely keep putting my foot in it with her.

[intertwinedfates]

Oh really? That... seems kinda difficult to do. She's usually pretty understanding, if a bit high-strung.

[photosympathies]

well.
i made her upset last time we spoke. not on purpose tho!

[intertwinedfates]

Of course not! I can't imagine you'd ever intentionally tick someone off.

But I understand how that goes. I've got a sorta friend who I keep getting into trouble with, too.

[photosympathies]

oh yeah?

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, Kaga. It seems like every time we meet up, either I'm doing something stupid or something happens to tick her off.

[photosympathies]

maybe if you talk about it?
try and figure out where you're going wrong?

[intertwinedfates]

Oh, I know where I went wrong. Being an idiot and misbehaving, not necessarily in that order. It's generally my own damn fault, so I've got nobody to blame but myself.

[photosympathies]

ur not an idiot!!!

do u wanna talk about it?

[intertwinedfates]

Oh no, that's where you're mistaken. Grade A idiot right here. But I am getting better!

Hiyori's been helping me learn to think before acting, and even Eresh is offering to give me lessons!

[photosympathies]

man, u make me wish meryl was here.
she'd fit in with all the awesome ladies we know.
they could meet up and gossip about how dumb we are.

[intertwinedfates]

Haha that would be great! A Girls-Only Gossip Club!
I'd suggest we try to make our own guy version, but somehow I can only imagine that devolving into trouble...

[photosympathies]

oh i'm all ears.
or eyes.
what kind of trouble do we think we'd get into?

[intertwinedfates]

Well, I've been plotting planning to try having a roomba knife fight club. Those things need to be more than single purpose machines.

[photosympathies]

WE CAN GIVE THE ROOMBAS KNIVES???

[intertwinedfates]

WE CAN!!! And other weapons, too! I figure we can commandeer a meeting room or something and hold battles there while watching from the windows!