Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[photosympathies]

...

hahah gigan ur a real prankster!

[kaizou]

I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED SCIENCE

[photosympathies]

NOT SEX SCIENCE.

... what kind of experiments?

[kaizou]

SHE WAS TESTING IF PEOPLE COULD STILL BE INTO EACH OTHER IF THEY WERE BOTH MONSTERS

[photosympathies]

oh.
by making monsters? or just pretending they were?

[kaizou]

MAKING THEM

SHE PUT US IN NEW BODIES

EVEN ME AND I'M ALREADY A MONSTER

[photosympathies]

wait.
a scientist put you in a new body to figure out if someone would be attracted to you as a monster?

[kaizou]

YEAH

I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS CRAZY

BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND EVEN MORE CRAZY SOMEHOW

THAN I DID

[photosympathies]

man, i'm sorry.
what happened after?

[kaizou]

SORRY FOR WHAT

IT RULED

I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS AND OTHER THINGS

AND SINCE I ALMOST WON THE CONTEST I GOT A PRIZE TOO

[photosympathies]

did they put you back in your real body or is it the one you're in now?