Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[queenofkur]

...........?!?

[ The audio feeds cuts off abruptly. Instead she replies through text. ]

W
W
Why would anyone want that?
I'd get it if you were talking about Ishtar but
I
This is
U

[ Let her reboot please... ]

[intertwinedfates]

[HE'S SORRY, ERESH, HE NEVER MEANT TO TAINT YOUR INNOCENCE IN SUCH A WAY]]

S
Some people are just kinky, I guess?

Don't count me among them! I like human ladies just fine!!



Though I gotta admit that when Hiyori has a tail, it is pretty cute.



And I didn't mind the way she looked when she almost became an ayakashi...

[queenofkur]

YATO
STOPS TALKING ABOUT HIYORI LIKE THAT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

[ She doesn't want to hear his dirty thoughts about her! This is getting worse by the second! ]

[intertwinedfates]

BUT

ISN'T IT GOOD THAT I LIKE HER HOWEVER SHE IS?? WHETHER IT'S WITH A TAIL OR FANGS AND CLAWS OR

[At least he has the decency to stop there?!]

[queenofkur]

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
CEASE THIS VILLAINY AT ONCE
IT'S GOOD BUT IT'S BETWEEN YOU TWO

[intertwinedfates]

RIGHT RIGHT
CEASING AND DESISTING THIS INSTANT
SCRATCHING ALL THAT OUT
PRETENDING IT WAS NEVER SAID








SO. How've you been, Eresh? Doing okay?

[queenofkur]

[ There are no replies.

But he better believe this promised training session is gonna be harsher than expected. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Uh oh... He broke her good, whoopsie! Yeah, he's

gonna take their lessons seriously after this fiasco.....]