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[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

The only person I'm paying to step on me is Hiyori, thanks.

But for what it's worth, I don't think you're unreasonable at all. If anything, just a little bit strict.

[Which is the way he likes it anyway, so???]

[harboredfeelings]

That's sweet actually...

You need someone strict in your life. Otherwise you end up selling your body for pocket change at parties.

[ Sorry Yato she'll keep reminding you of that till the day she dies. ]

[intertwinedfates]

She's done it before, so I think she'd be okay with doing it again.

Uuuugh, why d'you gotta keep bringing that up? It still sounds so wrong!

[At least if she keep reminding him, he'll be less likely to repeat said mistake.]

[harboredfeelings]

Sweet as it is, maybe stop talking about your sex life publicly.

It sounds wrong because it was wrong. You're the only god I know of who's moonlighted as a pleasure boy.

[ This is almost too easy... ]

[intertwinedfates]

Ah, yeah. Guess that would be a good idea... Though the first time was just her working the kinks out of my back. It wasn't sexy.

P-Pleasure boy... When I said I wanted to be a God of Happiness, that's not quite what I had in mind...

[Even if the job description sounds nice??]

[harboredfeelings]

Don't worry Yato-chan, I completely believe kinks were being worked out.

Keep working on them, they'll help in your long and fruitful career in Kabukichō. (^_−)☆

[ Wow that's not even the hallucination! Kaga's just going for his throat at this point... ]

[intertwinedfates]

Just none of the kinky ones, unfortunately...

...y'know, if it wouldn't be a betrayal of Hiyori, I'd almost consider a career change to that. I bet I could make people happy in that way. I did okay massaging Hiyori.

[HAH! SO THERE. He's learning to take it all in stride and fight back in a way. Though maybe he's just digging himself in deeper, honestly...]