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[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Kind of! I'm God of Fortune and Happiness! It's my job to make sure people can live happy, content lives.

[kaizou]

OH THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

[intertwinedfates]

Uh huh! I love enjoying life, since it's so precious and valuable.

Have you met other, less fun gods?

[kaizou]

YEAH

MAYBE INSTEAD I'D SAY A DIFFERENT KIND OF FUN

MEGALON IS MORE FUN LIKE YOU'RE FUN

BUT IT TURNS OUT PEOPLE CAN BE FUN WITHOUT REALLY MEANING TO BE

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN