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[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

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[IGNORING WHAT NOW]

And it's humanitarian Hiyori for the win with best kaiju ideas!

Whatcha think such a kaiju would look like, hmm?

[ JIIIIIIIIIIII ]

I like the capybara kaiju idea, too. As long as it's nice.

[ friend-shaped ]

Maybe a dog kaiju? They're man's best friend.

[It's okay Hiyori, you can be a monster. He'd still go for you~]

Right? Right? How cute would it be if it was just a huuuuge capybara we could all ride around Japan?!

But a dog would be good, too! Like that big red one from the stories!

[ so romantic. ayakashi hiyori when

WELL at least some people are calling yato out on his shit. scroll up. she'd rather not touch "monster fucking" with the tentacles and shit yato wtf that's rly like banging an ayakashi ]

Cute for you and I, maybe. [ and vash? ] I don't know about cute for other people if it were a King Capybara.[ just like her keychain! ah, she misses that. ]

A big red one?

[Maybe for Valentine's Day, as a present!

Hey now, he didn't say he was into any of that sort of thing outside of tails (for obvious reasons.) And if that ayakashi was her, he would bang her in an instant, pending doom and all.]

Really? But they're so adorable... You can stack oranges on their heads!

Yeah! This one!

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[ IS THAT WHAT HE WANTS

bang her back to normalsdgsdd ANYWAY LMAO ]

You'd need something bigger than an orange for a King Capybara.

[ c l i cks ]

Oh!! Now I remember!
Wow, it's been years since I thought of Clifford! How do you know about that children's book?

[Well... The biting was kinda nice.....

TIME TO GO MEET BUS-CHAN AGAIN LOL]

Pumpkins? They can get pretty big! And they're orange, too!

Isn't it a cute story?? I read it to one of my customer's children once during a job. The artwork was so precious, it stuck with me.

[ JUST ASK HER TO BITE YOU!!!!!

bus-chan and getting isekai'd forreal ]

It'd have to be one of those record-setting pumpkins!

[ mental image is too much for her. ]

That's sweet.

[ an old conversation comes to mind in a corner in the library. ]

There were movies, too. Did you ever see them?

[HE WILL!!! BUT HE'S SHYYYYY!!!!!

Just so long as she doesn't get isekai'd back home, he'll be happy.]

Hey, maybe we can try growing one next year!

[Next year... Hard to imagine them being here then, and yet... he kinda hopes they will be?]

No, I didn't! I had no idea they had such a thing. I bet they'd be fun to watch.

[ YET ASKS ABOUT MONSTER FUCKERSLKDGS WHAT IS THIS GAP MOE

who knows smile ]

Yeah. The garden could use some more gardening.

[ next year. two words that echo in her mind and she wonders, too. how long will they be here? how long will they have to fight? will she be the same person in a year? what if she's here and yato isn't? ]

I could use some nostalgia.
We can watch them in the dataverse if you want. For a date night.

[SHY IN CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES OKAY!!

nyoooooo]

If you ever want or need help with the garden, lemme know? I don't mind lending a hand.

[That's the kind of talk he can't allow himself to focus on. Because if Hiyori were to leave, he might very well lose the will to live. It was her that kept him going through Yomi, after all.]

Hehe that sounds like fun. We can pop some popcorn and get us drinks and snacks and have an honest to goodness date!

[ INTIMATE ONES

:3c ]

You don't have to lend a hand. You can just come to the garden when I go. You can talk to our tree.

[ much like she doesn't want to imagine what it would be like if he wasn't here. after these months they've had... ]

Our other dates weren't honest to goodness?

[PRETTY MUCH. Public indecency is perfectly okay though.

;A;]

If you say so. I was helping Bakugo with the plants a while back, so it's not like I'm totally out of my depth. But I'd be happy to come read your tree and you some stories while you work.

[Here's to hoping for some peace and quiet in the coming new year... It would be nice to be able to celebrate some holidays without chaos following them.]

N-No! That's not what I meant! Just it would be another real one! They're still so new... [He's still coming to terms with the fact they're actually dating for realsies.]

[ SMFH lmao

>:3c ]

I didn't think you would be. It'd be more surprising if you hadn't gardened in all the years you've been alive, but now I'm curious.

[ since he said it's been a long time since he looked at a sakura tree during their picnic. ]

I'd like that. I'd like to think Mrs. Tree would, too. Haha.

[ bring in the new year with peace and quiet. ]

I was teasing you.

[ but he's right, too. they're new. she didn't think she would ever have the chance. that it would ever be real, like he says. ]

They're new for me, too. But I've liked every single one.

Even when it's just us sharing dinner while I'm at work.

[When you're raised wrong, you come out with some weird complexes, okay.

QQ]

Hehe, that's true. There was definitely plenty of wishes for help with the fields back in the day. What part are you curious about?

[Honestly, it had just been too painful to let himself dwell on the precious and ephemeral nature of their blossoms for a long time.]

Heh. Then That's what I'll do. I'll let you pick the book, in that case, 'kay?

[Normally he might get fidgety and restless, but these days spending time quietly together with Hiyori is all he could ask for.]

Ah... Okay. Me too. Every time we get together to spend time doing something new, it's fun. Not that I mind the everyday things like dinner. I could do that together with you forever.

[He wants to spend the rest of their lives doing mundane things together, but... that seems a touch much to say.]

[ "~~GODS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT~~"

eats ur tears ]

About what sort of jobs you took that involved gardening, but if you're mentioning fields... you helped farmers grow their crops?

[ such is the life of mortals, too.

BOOKS THO ]

I wish I could ask Tsuyu what kind of books a tree might like. Hold on. Would a tree like a book? The pages are made from their brethren...

[ digiTAL BOOKS

but yato doesn't have to say it. he might as well have after a line like "I could do that together with you forever." when a post about MONSTER FUCKING leads to this. ]

Me too. And breakfast and lunch.

[T-Thankfully he grew out of that, huh...

Tearjerker--!]

Ah, yeah. Back during the days before mechanization, a lot of small-time farmers would have family getting sick and struggle with getting crops ready or harvesting. So they'd pray for extra help. Those were jobs I really enjoyed. These days it's more smaller florists or home gardens in need of assistance.

[Something else he tries not to think about...

BOOKS YEAH]

Oh huh. That's a good point... M-Maybe they wouldn't mind since you tell such wonderful stories using them?

[Thankfully they could always go that route.

IT WASN'T ABOUT THE MONSTER FUCKING, DAMMIT! He wanted to talk yummy, fun kaiju, sob... But hey, if it led to a line like that, it might redeem this train wreck of a post he's made.]

Hiyori...

[He wants to ask her so badly, but the time is never right--! Ugh ugh ugh ugh...]

[ that's me

so, yato HAS always been helping people. working on a farm is grueling work. ]

You probably saved their harvest by doing that, you know? Their entire livelihood. You really are a God of Fortune.

[ BOOKS

that's a nicer thought rather than thinking about how humans have to CHOP THE POOR TREES DOWN. gods, she hopes so. she never thought of it until now. ]

I need to apologize to Mrs. Tree.

[ but he had to mention the monster fucking LMFAO ]

What's up?

[Ever since Sakura taught him the joy of making shoes for the needy when he was small. He would've been a God of Happiness a long time ago were not for his father.]

You think so? I just

took what jobs there were, y'know?

[Not necessarily the entire truth, but hey.

At least there's digital these days? The trees can be grateful for that much.]

I'm sure she'll forgive you.

[At least Hiyori has the decency to ignore his dumb antics.]

N
Nothing. Just. I love you.

[ he would've. or maybe he already was, for some people. a little blessing. ]

You don't give yourself enough credit. Kindness like that can change people's lives.

[ as always.

ignoring his dumb antics is how she adapts. overcomes. improvises. learned from when she was FIFTEEN. ]

Oh.

[ abubububu /// ]

I love you.

[A small blessing to help offset the harm he caused... But that's not something he should dwell on.]

That much I do know. It was the kindness of a certain stranger attempting to save my life that led me to change.

[aka, her.

He certainly put her through her paces back then! Thankfully he's matured a lot since then and now keeps to less drama queen bs. ...usually.]

Hiyori. Do you

have

a favorite stone? Just curious.

[ it shouldn't. his past is his past and it should stay there. still, she likes to learn these little things about him. more to love. even if it was a wish, he answered a good one. saved lives. ]

I think it was always within you to change, you just needed a big push.

[ usually. ]

Where did that question come from?

[ ................ oh.

oh. she knows where it came from. ]

Well, I like the one I have right now on this ring.
It's blue.

[And with his long life, there's plenty of little stories and details he has to regale her with. So many that he doesn't know where to even start.]

And boy did you shove me, heh.

[Please don't ask things like that, Hiyori...!]

N Nowhere. I was just

curious.

[How can he say "because I wanna marry your ass and the rest of you for all eternity" without spoiling the surprise? Though she's probably smart enough to have worked it out already.]

Really? Not pink?

[He would've thought that might match with her clothes better, honestly.]

Literally and figuratively, huh?

[ BUS-CHAN.

marry her ass and the rest of herlsdkjglskjdg. it'll be a surprise no matter what. she knows he might, it's obvious, but she doesn't know WHEN. compared to getting proposed to all the time when she was younger, it's an exciting change of pace? ]

No, not pink. I like blue.
This color:

[ attached is a zoomed in pic of his eyes she took and saved on her ocular ]

Heh damn right. You were the push I needed for my life to change. My good luck angel.

[He's only sorry for getting her involved in everything.

HE'S GONNA MARRY HER SO HARD SHE'LL NEED A WEDDING GOWN FOR A YEAR. He wishes he was more stealthy than he actually is, but frankly, he'd also rather make sure that all the details like this are sorted out before attempting to pop the question.]

Oh. Huh. Looks familiar.

[Dumbass doesn't recognize his own eye. But then, how often do gods gaze into mirrors?]

'kay, then. I'll keep that in mind.

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