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[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

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[30storieshigh]

[ Oh lord help us he's discovered gifs. ]

I see. If this is so then what is the typical manner humanoids resolve courting conflicts?

[intertwinedfates]

[sAVE HIM]

From what I've seen, they used to duel in battle, though that's fallen out of favor. These days I think it's mostly bribery?? Like giving the person they like gifts or taking them out to dinner.

[This from the guy who gets most of his romantic information from fiction...]

[30storieshigh]

[ There's no being saved now Yato, you're stuck with this lizard. ]

Ah 🤔.

Contest of battle is sensible. One should be able to prove to a potential mate they are the superior courter, in addition it allows for the removal of the competitor at the same moment. Humanity's inefficiency is vexing 😣.

[intertwinedfates]

[Somehow he's not TOO put out by that.]

I think it's because these days there's things humans tend to value more than battle prowess? Like money-making capabilities and the ability to provide emotionally. Plus the whole "offing your rival" thing is kinda illegal in most places. Makes it not a popular option.

[30storieshigh]

This is much to consider 📊📈📉📜📚. My thanks for your insights, Friend Yato 👍.

[intertwinedfates]

[Aaaw, sad Titan!! Now he feels a little bad, sheesh;;]

Heh, no problem~ There is a lot that goes into the way humans conduct their courtship. I've been working to wrap my head around it, myself.

[30storieshigh]

[ It's fine! He's fine! More frustrated than anything. ]

I am at the beginnings of seeing the depths of it myself, yes 😶. Like language they seem intent on the over complication of the process 😮‍💨.

Other insights you may have would be welcomed. Vexing as human methods may be it is of import to understand what one can if I am to continue to live amongst them 🤷‍♂️.

[ Which is the ONLY REASON. This is all purely academic thank you very much. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Somehow a frustrated Titan seems more... scary than a sad one, haha...]

Right? I think humans like complications, because they have so many ways to make life simple, but they insist on turning even a simple task into an ordeal at times.

Hmm, well, I can't think of anything else off the top of my head, but if I do, I'll be sure to let you know! Since I'll be coming to you for more romance advice, if that's alright.

[Thankfully Yato is pretty gullible, so he doesn't question the big guy's motives just yet. Maybe one day he will, though.]

[30storieshigh]

[ Sad Titans mope, frustrated ones blow up rooms. It's good to be scared of them. ]

A strange species. Yet endearing in their own ways 🤷.

This is agreeable and appreciated. The equal exchange of information in such regards will be of mutual benefit ⚖️. My thanks, Friend Yato 👍.

[intertwinedfates]

[What do happy ones do? Wear party hats and hold party blowers??]

Very much so. It's those endearing traits that make me want to protect and guide them as best I can.

Hehe, sounds good! I'm always happy to help. 😊