[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

@ xXdemonbladesXx

[misclassed]

[ IMMEDIATELY: ]

Give her a sword.

1/2

[soft_shelled]

[?????]

What.

2/2

[soft_shelled]

This wasn't supposed to be public.

( not here )

[cranekin]

(Can we like comments on the network because Tsurumaru likes this comment.)

@kijyo

[saudadist]

[ Oh she's going to give Kaga SO MUCH shit for this. ]

looking to take up cooking after all huh?

[soft_shelled]

[HOW DOES SHE KNOW IT'S KAGA? Aside from them smooching in public. It could be Akagi!!!!]

... no.

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

you're either brave or foolish to go for one of our fox ladies

good luck, man

[soft_shelled]

Is someone not allowed to search things out of curiosity?!

@FutureTerror

[kaizou]

YOU SHOULD JUST ASK HER IF SHE LIKES YOU BUT WATCH OUT

[soft_shelled]

Somehow I doubt that would work.

@gourmand

[hachikai]

Give her something sparkling that she can go bury in the dirt.

[soft_shelled]

Why would I do that? That seems kind of pointless.

@twisteria

[asagami]

What about tofu looks gross to you?

[soft_shelled]

[Oh thank god, someone not asking about the other stuff. He likes you already!]

It looks slimy.

@AUO

[gilgamess]

The manner of impressing a girl is the same as to impress as any being! One need only have great beauty of body, great wealth, and to have traveled the world, conquered all challenges, and collected all treasures! To have one's name recorded by history for all human eras is undoubtedly an act to impress.

[soft_shelled]

[That's... depressing, Gil.]

I've saved the world twice?

@akatsuki

[lionize]

Oh yikes.

[soft_shelled]

No, no yikes.

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

You should just go and tell her.
If you don't, the day you die you will be filled with regrets.
And whatever god of death exists in your world will have to comfort you till you find peace.
If you don't do it for yourself,
Do it for your local death deity.

[soft_shelled]

There's nothing to tell anyone?

[Den, deny, deny.]

[raynos]

1. it depends on the girl
2. talk to them like a normal person
3. use protection
4. see #1
5. gongle says killing rabbits, getting stuck head-first in snow, and something called "yiffing"
6. kitsune are the foxes that don't exist right
7. presumably udon that doesn't exist
idrc about the rest but i heard you're supposed to smash a bottle against a ship when it sails so maybe try that

[soft_shelled]

[skrem at number 3 and yiffing.]

kitsune are nine tailed foxes of myth, yes.

... And I don't think she'd like having a bottle smashed over her head.

@durante

[followyourstar]

I'm nowhere near an expert on this kind of thing, but I think the usual advice is "just be yourself?"

[soft_shelled]

Being myself has resulted in murder attempts.

un: honorary babygirl

[byoukyu]

(Oh, cute...)

Have you tried taking her to the movies?

[soft_shelled]

[Weh.]

They don't strike me as a movie watching type?

@Gisei

[harboredfeelings]

I'll warn you right now. Nee-sama will eat you alive.

[ Yup thinks he's got a thing for the entirely wrong fox. Kaga's not crush material, she's well aware of it okok.

[soft_shelled]

[ffffffffffuck.]

I've only met her once, and I don't think she likes me.

[Is that clue enough for Kaga?]