[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

[soft_shelled]

No, I mean what would you want someone to do for you?

[harboredfeelings]

What.

[ That's it. That's the tag. What the hell does he mean by that?! ]

[soft_shelled]

[Wow, what? He wasn't being obtuse, was he? HE ACTUALLY CHECKS OVER HIS PREVIOUS MESSAGE.]

What would you like? Or is the internet right about the tofu and udon?

[harboredfeelings]

It's not inaccurate, no.

What the hell are you up to?

[ You do not have a thing for her!!! Of all the annoying little gnats to get an interest in her it's this one???

Creator's sake, if this is a joke she's not laughing. ]

[soft_shelled]

So for once, we can trust the internet!

... nothing?

[Maybe she shouldn't have kissed him like she did!!!

Also wait until June, he might get over it by then.]

[harboredfeelings]

Like hell "nothing."

Talk or I'm ripping your tongue out next time I see you.

[ If he lives that long... ]

[soft_shelled]

[He might like that, Kaga.]

What, a guy isn't allowed to ask things?

[harboredfeelings]

[ Ew... ]

Those are some pretty specific things.
Who exactly do you think you're trying to impress?

[soft_shelled]

A stubborn ship who is an excellent kisser, I guess?

1/

[harboredfeelings]

[ A stubborn WHAT who WHAT. Sure it's obvious, if you squint and aren't trying like how to deny it but.

WHAT. ]

2

[harboredfeelings]

[ This isn't happening. She is not dealing with this infuriating little wimp of a gu-- NOT EVEN A GUY
turtle. He's a turtle. And an obnoxious little cocky bastard of one too! ]

3/4

[harboredfeelings]

[ He has drawn on eyebrows for Creator's sake! His "brand" is Bootyshaker.

And this is the one person to finally show interest in her? Really? That's just a cruel joke. ]

4/4

[harboredfeelings]

[ But. As someone dealing with... a lot of conflicted intrusive emotional feelings as of late, Kaga can't sit here and claim she doesn't somewhat understand where he's coming from. She understands it a little too much for comfort.

There's no point in being cruel about this.]

That is a very, very bad idea. I shouldn't have to explain why.

[soft_shelled]

[Kaga, you have made him feel things. He doesn't normally pay attention to when he does feel things, and the few times he has? He has either said "wow that got through to me" or been completely stunned by his emotions.

So there is no way this won't end badly for Donnie.]

I don't see how it is a bad idea. If it was I wouldn't put any effort towards it.

[harboredfeelings]

[ Ugh of course he's going to be stubborn about this. What else would she expect from the lout that went and kissed her in the middle of a fight?

Bastard. ]

Anyone interested in me needs to be someone who's willing to kill. A lot.

I only respect warriors.

[soft_shelled]

[It was a tactic that worked though, she can't say it didn't work!]

Yeah, see. I was mutated to be a warrior to kill, also I may have told someone who kept calling you a dog that they deserve to die?

[harboredfeelings]

[ UGH. ]

That bastard still has it out for me, huh? Thought we'd resolved that.


[ It's legitimately a full five minutes later before she sends-- ]

Thank you. Really.

[soft_shelled]

[Oh no, her "thank you" makes him feel a little flutter in his chest. That his own response takes a few minutes to come about.]

It's nothing, I mean. You should at least have some respect even for people you don't like?

Like it's an easy thing to do even.

[Like how Donnie doesn't constantly call Godzilla a lizard, even though he could.]

[harboredfeelings]

That's something we can agree on at least.

[ Maybe he's not that bad. Still way out of his league... ]

I'm not some swooning maiden looking to be romanced-- [ That's kind of a lie. ] --but I'm not unreasonable. [ ALSO A LIE. ]

Do as you please. I won't stop you.

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie rn.]

If you were, you wouldn't be interesting. [He likes a challenge, also the whole she made him feel things thing is kind of working against him giving up on this.]

Alright then.

[harboredfeelings]

[ he's doomed... ]

I've never been called interesting before. You're off to a decent start.
Don't disappoint me.

[soft_shelled]

Well you are, interesting I mean.

And I don't plan to.