[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

@durante

[followyourstar]

I'm nowhere near an expert on this kind of thing, but I think the usual advice is "just be yourself?"

[soft_shelled]

Being myself has resulted in murder attempts.

[followyourstar]

I'm not sure how that changes anything...

Or... Wait. You mean here?

[soft_shelled]

Yes, I mean here.

[followyourstar]

Oh. Well... In that case, that might be a problem. But I'm not sure *not* being yourself is a good option in this case either?

That's probably unclear. I mean to say, you're gonna have to be yourself around her sometime and you're going to be you no matter where you go, so it's probably better to stay true to that.

[soft_shelled]

Hm... I guess you're right?

But maybe I could be a little less like me sometimes.

[followyourstar]

I guess. And there's nothing wrong with wanting to improve yourself, either.

...You know, now that I think about it, the "usual advice" isn't really all that useful, is it?

[soft_shelled]

It's more useful than what the internet gave me.

[followyourstar]

...What did the internet give you?

[soft_shelled]

Stuff about building a genuine bond and such.

[followyourstar]

That...

Hm.

I see what you mean.

Not that it doesn't sound correct, but... it's not exactly easy to do. And it's kinda vague.

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, and I'm not sure how well it would apply to my situation?

I've associated with her a bit, and it's not like I'm acting differently around her either?