[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

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[soft_shelled]

[DON'T ASK HIM. His only friend back home was April "Hit shit with a bat" O'Neil.]

Yes, well... I guess you would know better than me.

Since you're a girl.

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[saudadist]

I dunno if me being a girl is much help actually

I can only speak for what I like
fashion trends are a whole other story

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[soft_shelled]

Better than I. I am one of four boys, and my best friend is probably the least girlish girl on Earth.

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[saudadist]

so then we both suck at it...

but I'm certain about the hair pins
it'll work

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[soft_shelled]

I'm trusting you on this.

... although if it doesn't work, I won't blame you for it anyway.

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[saudadist]

it'll work

[ Even if he's not certain, she is! ]

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[soft_shelled]

I said I'm trusting you!!!

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[saudadist]

then there's no need to doubt

repeat it back to me

it'll work

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[soft_shelled]

I am considering all possibilities!

But fine.

It'll work.

[And then he fucks it up next month.]