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[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

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Same to you too. If you ever need help with something? You, either of you, just hit me up.

I owe you.

[Which is kinda silly, he wasn't that badly injured but still! He feels like he owes her that much.]

if you say so

I also know what her favorite shampoo is
if you want gift ideas

... isn't shampoo like, kind of intimate?

[He wouldn't know, because he has no hair and the only shampoo that possibly existed in the lair belonged to Splinter.]

Edited 2025-04-05 01:11 (UTC)

isn't that the end goal?

[There is a car crash in his head right now, because is it? That involves touching and such to a degree Donnie isn't sure about.]

Maybe? I don't know?

[ She almost feels bad for him, knowing what she knows about Kaga. And with how skittish he is in general.

hoo boy ]

a comb or pretty hair clip then
she likes blue so try that color

[He has the social graces of a rock, Lucy.]

Right, that's a thing girls like... Stuff for making themselves look cute or pretty?

And blue, I'm good at knowing what looks good in blue. Blue is my twin's favorite color.

[ she's not exactly a high society socialite either Donnie c'mon now ]

that's a good start
I'm sure you'll pick something nice that she'll like

I hope so...

[Also now he's mentioned Leo, he's feeling something like he misses his stupid brother. But not sharing that.]

[ man they really are a pair of socially maladjusted mutants aren't they ]

it'll be fine

try this site

[ She sends him a link to a website that can be considered the Neo-Tokyo version of Etsy. Though the specific link lands him in the middle of a curated search for hair pins and clips with fox designs. ]

you're pretty crafty right?
maybe you could make something based off designs like this

[They are, they are.]

Oh... that's cute.

[He is browsing the link and then she mentions him being crafty and hahahaha...]

Art and crafts are more Mikey's thing? I just do tech.

tech uses metal doesn't it?
isn't there some new guy who knows metalwork?

maybe he could give you pointers

Some of it does.
And I don't know? Someone suggested a sword though.

swords are cool I guess

I have an idea...

She already has the claws in the one arm though, I don't think arming her more is a good idea.

Oh?

[ She cannot believe she's suggesting this, however... Donnie's a good guy. It might be nice to help him with...whatever this is. ]

you make the metal for a set of hair pins

I'll show you how to make them cute with polymer clay decorations

[Give him a moment, because he can't believe she's even making the offer.

Is this because he said he doesn't mind her company???]

I... okay. I can do that.

[ IS THIS NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS WITH FRIENDS? HANG OUT AND MAKE STUFF? ]

a gift you make yourself is the best kind
and online sellers do it all the time for strangers so there's no reason why you can't do it for a girl you like

it'll be fine

[DON'T ASK HIM. His only friend back home was April "Hit shit with a bat" O'Neil.]

Yes, well... I guess you would know better than me.

Since you're a girl.