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[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

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Kaga.

And no? I don't think so.

then why is it hard to avoid her

just ignore the fact that she exists, like any sane person

if she comes after you just start recording her with your optic implant, that should make her stop trying to kill you since she has to pretend to be cute and innocent

We kind of just, run into each other?

And she only tried to kill me once, at a party. But I have a way to stop her now.

does it involve smashing a bottle over her head

because it should

No, nothing violent at all.

don't tell me you got her to back off by just telling her to stop

she doesn't respect anyone enough to do anything just because they ask

what did you do to her

Edited 2025-03-23 22:56 (UTC)

[Unsure but... May as well.]

Kissed her.

[give him a moment to process this]

gross

but as long as it got her to back off good for you

honestly surprised she didn't kill you immediately tho so probably wanna watch your back

She did slap me after the first one.

you kissed that more than once??

you must really wanna die huh

[Remembering that Kaga said she would murk him if he told anyone about, possibly, the second kiss.]

No, we didn't. I'm misremembering.

i think you'd remember the number of times you kissed a dog on the mouth

but like i said if it makes her stay away from you that's all that matters

Stop calling her that.

what, a dog? it's what she is

she's a dumb dog woman and i hate her guts

You can not like someone and not be a jackass.

Or... Should I start calling you and ugly ape then?

why are you getting all bent out of shape over her? she doesn't care about you or anything else beyond killing as many people as she can get away with

and i'm not an ape i'm a human. she's literally a dog woman what's your problem

While foxes and dogs are part of the canidae family, the linage splits and foxes are part of the genus vulpes. So she's not a dog.

Humans share a common ancestor with chimpanzees, and are commonly refered to a great apes. So calling you an ape is more accurate than you calling a fox a dog.

wait

she's a fox?

She's a kitsune, which is a type of fox, yes.

i stand corrected

she's still dangerous and she'd still kill you for fun

my previous advice stands

do not engage

Maybe if she contracts rabies, she is.

Or maybe you're just weak.

and if i'm "weak" would that make it okay that she tried to kill me for no reason

does that make it okay to *you* to kill people

because that's what she believes

I was originally made to fight and kill humans.

What do you think?

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