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[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

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Give her something sparkling that she can go bury in the dirt.

Why would I do that? That seems kind of pointless.

Foxes enjoy things that sparkle and burying things.

It would make her quite happy.

Or it'd piss her off... I mean, goddammit.

Vixens are quite fickle, yes.

[Kill him now.]

More like this one is violent for no reason.

The reason is simple: she is a fox.

I think it's more than just that though.

Perhaps that is only because you wish for there to be more.

[???]

No? She's also a battleship.

[ This kid... ]

Lie to yourself as you please, boy.

I'm not lying though? I'm a horrible liar.

Lying by omission is still lying.

And what, pray tell, am I omitting?

Omitting the complexities of her nature and how they could impact your attempts at courtship. The fact that she is a battleship is irrelevant.

Using that logic, your statement of her being a fox is equally irrelevant, then.

More relevant to her nature than being a ship. A ship has no unique character traits.

I'd say it's on par, actually. Since a ship is made with a purpose, in her case to go into battle and be a weapon.

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