[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

[As long as she didn't jump his bones it's all good?]

frankly, I think a shirt is the least of your worries when dealing with her

I'm rooting for the two of you, though! maybe if she gets laid she'll chill out some

[yato plz]

[soft_shelled]

[There was smooching, Yato.]

There is nothing to root for, Yatogami.

[intertwinedfates]

[Considering Kaga almost decided to get frisky with him, too, he understands. Even if at the time he was oblivious to the fact.]

well, maybe there will be? I mean, you don't know how things will turn out unless you give it a try!

unless you really were just googling for the hell of it. in which case you probably gave the poor girl the wrong idea

[soft_shelled]

We kissed, and she initiated it the second time.

[HE IS JUST CONFUSED ABOUT THE WHOLE THING ALSO WHY IS HE ADMITTING THIS???]

[intertwinedfates]

WHOAAAAA! first base already?! nice going! and twice, at that!

so now you need to get her a gift, huh? hmm... she's the sort who enjoys cutting loose, so maybe taking her out on a kaiju-slaying date would work!

although that's not quite the same as a tangible present...

[Because feelings are dumb and demand to be shared, probably.]

[soft_shelled]

You're assuming she won't just murder me instead.

[intertwinedfates]

hey, if you've kissed and survived, I think you'll be okay

besides, I've done about a dozen things that deserve getting murdered and she hasn't followed through on it yet!

[soft_shelled]

And just what have you done?

[intertwinedfates]

peered in the girl's bath, sent accidental kinky thoughts, drawn naughty art of folks.... that sort of thing

[Grade A perv, in other words.]

[soft_shelled]

[...]

That makes me want to slap you too.

[intertwinedfates]

you gotta stand in line, I'm afraid

plus I charge for uninvolved parties intervening

[soft_shelled]

[Like Donnie can talk, he has seen Kaga in the bath. Once.]

Oh, so you're a paid masochist?

1/2

[intertwinedfates]

[Hell yeah! Kitsune peeper bros!]

WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PAID MASOCHIST?!

2/2

[intertwinedfates]

wait, there might be something in that...

[yATO NO]

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie didn't see anything!!!]

If you're charging people to hurt you... Then that's what you are.

[intertwinedfates]

[Probably a good thing, considering Kaga's reaction to him just looking in there for Hiyori.]

well, if people are gonna bust my ass anyway, might as well charge for it, right?

[soft_shelled]

You wouldn't rather get money for like, I don't know, doing something good?

[intertwinedfates]

oh well, sure! I've been working on that, too! it's just that a lot of my attempts don't pan out

[soft_shelled]

I wonder why that happens.

[intertwinedfates]

bad luck, I guess?

[soft_shelled]

I get the feeling it's not that at all.