[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

@ xXdemonbladesXx

[misclassed]

[ IMMEDIATELY: ]

Give her a sword.

@kijyo

[saudadist]

[ Oh she's going to give Kaga SO MUCH shit for this. ]

looking to take up cooking after all huh?

1/2

[soft_shelled]

[?????]

What.

2/2

[soft_shelled]

This wasn't supposed to be public.

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

you're either brave or foolish to go for one of our fox ladies

good luck, man

[misclassed]

And not one of those crappy mass-produced that are just stamped and barely sharpened. Get a decent one.

Something properly indicative of your intentions.

[soft_shelled]

[HOW DOES SHE KNOW IT'S KAGA? Aside from them smooching in public. It could be Akagi!!!!]

... no.

[soft_shelled]

Is someone not allowed to search things out of curiosity?!

[saudadist]

[ Because this is the kind of thing that only happens to Kaga. ]

you sure?

[soft_shelled]

I know that much, my twin brother uses katanas after all.

[Maybe Donnie knows the upkeep for all his brothers weapons.]

[intertwinedfates]

oddly specific curiosity, then

so hey, don't feel like you need to hide it! we're all rootin' for ya!

[.....]

which one you gunning for, huh?

[soft_shelled]

Very sure, yes.

[If he denies it it will go away!!!]

[soft_shelled]

[STOP READING HIM FOR FILTH, YATO.]

Neither.

[misclassed]

And if you won't get tricked by some shitty painted-on hamon, you're halfway to success as is.

Best of luck to you, kid!

[intertwinedfates]

[HE CAN'T HELP IT]

well that's boring, then

it'd be nice to not be the only one about to be murdered all the time

[soft_shelled]

Mmm, sword is probably a bad idea. What with the murder attempts...

I mean, thanks?

@FutureTerror

[kaizou]

YOU SHOULD JUST ASK HER IF SHE LIKES YOU BUT WATCH OUT

[soft_shelled]

Yeah well, Kaga tried to kill me at that party a couple of weeks ago.

@gourmand

[hachikai]

Give her something sparkling that she can go bury in the dirt.

[soft_shelled]

Somehow I doubt that would work.

@twisteria

[asagami]

What about tofu looks gross to you?

[intertwinedfates]

[Haha! He knew it...!]

high five, man! welcome to the kaga killing club!

don't worry, you get used to the attempts after a while, and once you push past the crazy, she's not so bad

[soft_shelled]

Why would I do that? That seems kind of pointless.

[hachikai]

Foxes enjoy things that sparkle and burying things.

It would make her quite happy.

[soft_shelled]

[Oh thank god, someone not asking about the other stuff. He likes you already!]

It looks slimy.