[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

[soft_shelled]

[Oh thank god, someone not asking about the other stuff. He likes you already!]

It looks slimy.

[asagami]

Not really? It only becomes like that if it turns spoiled. You should be fine otherwise.

[soft_shelled]

Well I didn't know that, I've never seen the stuff before now.

[asagami]

[woah what]

Until now? What do you mean?

[soft_shelled]

[American raised half-Japanese who has never seen, or knowingly, ate tofu!]

I've never seen tofu before, it's not exactly something my family ate back home?

[asagami]

Oh, so it wasn't too common back in your place. I see.

[That's a lot more normal than she expected...this place might be getting to her already.]

If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?

[May as well kill some time before her break's up.]

[soft_shelled]

Oh, I'm sure it was common. There is Little Tokyo in New York after all.

[Donnie is just uncultured and didn't really go there often.]

New York City, in New York in the USA.

[asagami]

All the way from there? Wow...

[The exclaim, so hollow-sounding!! Thank god it's over text, though.]

What's it like living in New York? I've heard a few stories from some of my classmates back home to various degrees, so is it as glamorous or terrible as people make it out to be?

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, aside from the one time I ended up in Tahiti? This is the furthest I've been from home.

[Eh, he's equally flat voiced.]

It kind of depends on where you live? Like, Staten Island is the worst.