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[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

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[Look, if he pretends he was just searching for fun that means certain parties can't get mad at him???]

They'd probably throw it at me, and waste it.

that's why you tell her Nyuu made it

[ Normally she hates lying, but in this case? Not wholly wrong. ]

[He's a horrible liar, though!]

Even though it's not her doing it?

I'll get Nyuu to do it
she's easy to convince

... That wouldn't be fair though.

[He's only met Nyuu once, and he feels like this is wrong.]

fair?

she's in the back of my head grinning like a moron

Because uh.

She'd probably ask why Nyuu isn't bringing it herself?

because I had something to do

She'll find out, I'm a terrible liar.

that's a positive imo

but if she throws it at you, I'll beat her ass

Is it? Life seems a lot easier when you can lie.

... don't.

fine, I'll leave her alone

it's only easier to lie when you don't have to remember what you said to keep up the lie

with honesty you only have to remember what's factually true

Thank you.

And Leo makes it look easy.

... but I may take you up on the tofu offer at some point though?

sounds good
just lemme know when

Will do.

Also, uh... Thanks to Nyuu, and you, for the help last month, again.

[He feels like he needs to say it to Kaede too!]

[ Her response isn't instant. The delay is only for a few seconds, but those seconds are spent wondering what exactly she should say. "You're welcome" doesn't seem right. It might be a bit too haughty right now. Maybe? Perhaps she's overthinking it.

What would Nyuu say? ]

any time

Same to you too. If you ever need help with something? You, either of you, just hit me up.

I owe you.

[Which is kinda silly, he wasn't that badly injured but still! He feels like he owes her that much.]

if you say so

I also know what her favorite shampoo is
if you want gift ideas

... isn't shampoo like, kind of intimate?

[He wouldn't know, because he has no hair and the only shampoo that possibly existed in the lair belonged to Splinter.]

Edited 2025-04-05 01:11 (UTC)

isn't that the end goal?

[There is a car crash in his head right now, because is it? That involves touching and such to a degree Donnie isn't sure about.]

Maybe? I don't know?

[ She almost feels bad for him, knowing what she knows about Kaga. And with how skittish he is in general.

hoo boy ]

a comb or pretty hair clip then
she likes blue so try that color

[He has the social graces of a rock, Lucy.]

Right, that's a thing girls like... Stuff for making themselves look cute or pretty?

And blue, I'm good at knowing what looks good in blue. Blue is my twin's favorite color.

[ she's not exactly a high society socialite either Donnie c'mon now ]

that's a good start
I'm sure you'll pick something nice that she'll like

I hope so...

[Also now he's mentioned Leo, he's feeling something like he misses his stupid brother. But not sharing that.]

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