[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

You should just go and tell her.
If you don't, the day you die you will be filled with regrets.
And whatever god of death exists in your world will have to comfort you till you find peace.
If you don't do it for yourself,
Do it for your local death deity.

[soft_shelled]

There's nothing to tell anyone?

[Den, deny, deny.]

[queenofkur]

Your implants glitched and broadcasted your thoughts to everyone
I'm sorry.

[soft_shelled]

I noticed that, you don't need to apologize.

[queenofkur]

Well then,
When you say there's nothing to tell anyone,
It's obvious it's not true.
It sucks when LILITH broadcasts our thoughts...
But maybe you can come out of this with good advice at least.

[soft_shelled]

So far the only good advice is Kaede offering to make tofu.

[queenofkur]

Please consider my own advice then.
If not for yourself,
For the sake of whoever rules over death in your world.
It's a lot of work to heal a broken soul.

[soft_shelled]

Well... It's a good thing I have about 34 years to work on it?

[queenofkur]

34 years?
You know the time you have left to live?

[soft_shelled]

I know the average lifespan of my species of turtle, which is fifty years.

So yeah? Of course that's if I don't die earlier due to various factors beyond my control.

[queenofkur]

The average lifespan means little.
There are indeed a variety of factors that can kill you earlier,
Or allow you to live longer.

Do not wait thinking you have "time."
This is what tortures most of the dead.

[soft_shelled]

Well, I did help prevent a future where I died. Possibly horribly. So... Who knows?

But I don't have any regrets, including this.

[queenofkur]

You don't now, perhaps.
But if you die before confessing to her,
You will.

[soft_shelled]

If you say so, but... My family has a history of sticking around as ghosts?

So, I guess if I do die I'd still have a chance.

[queenofkur]

G
Ghosts...?

I do not approve of such existences...
Unless you work as a spirit to help your local afterlife.
Though I cannot judge for another world.

[soft_shelled]

[OH BOY, time to explain mystic ghosts of the Hamato clan when... Donnie barely gets it and he's seen them.]

I mean, they're probably not ghost-ghosts? I do believe it's because of my family's mystic abilities being powerful enough to retain some kind of consciousness post-death?

The only proof of it I have seen is my Gram-Gram possessing my best friend so she could get my brothers and I to unlock our mystic powers, and well... A lot of them showing up to help us defeat the Shredder.

[queenofkur]

I suppose it is more tolerable if they're helping a good cause...

But this is still wrong.

The dead should rest and find peace, before moving on.
Towards rebirth or nothingness.

[soft_shelled]

Would it make you feel better if I said I haven't seen them since the whole defeating the Shredder thing?

[Which isn't much, since Donnie is the least mystic turtle out of his family.]

[queenofkur]

S
Somewhat?

They're the ones I hope feel better.
The dead deserve rest.
It is most cruel for them to be denied that right.

[soft_shelled]

I don't think they were denied anything though? I'm pretty sure they chose to stick around, but again I don't know. I didn't get to actually talk to them about it.

[queenofkur]

Most souls choose to stay in the world of the living if given the chance.
This is why there is an afterlife and a god watching over it, to prevent it from happening.
I feel like the state of your world may be dire...

[soft_shelled]

The closest thing to a "god" I know of back home was a so-called demon that gave evil armor to an ancestor. And even that I doubt was an actual demon.