[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

@ xXdemonbladesXx

[misclassed]

[ IMMEDIATELY: ]

Give her a sword.

1/2

[soft_shelled]

[?????]

What.

2/2

[soft_shelled]

This wasn't supposed to be public.

[misclassed]

And not one of those crappy mass-produced that are just stamped and barely sharpened. Get a decent one.

Something properly indicative of your intentions.

[soft_shelled]

I know that much, my twin brother uses katanas after all.

[Maybe Donnie knows the upkeep for all his brothers weapons.]

[misclassed]

And if you won't get tricked by some shitty painted-on hamon, you're halfway to success as is.

Best of luck to you, kid!

[soft_shelled]

Mmm, sword is probably a bad idea. What with the murder attempts...

I mean, thanks?

[misclassed]

You're the one doing the courting, so I suppose it's up to you. Just remember, Ō-Inari is a patron of swordsmiths. A proper blade would be as good as, if not better than, udon.

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, I read that much when I searched Inari. But, arming her more is probably not a good idea.

[misclassed]

She's already armed? Hm.

Well, the saying is "no risk, no reward" for good reason.

[soft_shelled]

Yeah she's uh.

A battleship?

[misclassed]

[misclassed]

Interesting.

[ No judgement, really. ]

[soft_shelled]

[He's got it wrong, Kaga is an aircraft carrier.]

... yeah.

[misclassed]

... Do your very best.

[soft_shelled]

Thank you?

🎀!

[misclassed]

Mn.

[ And that's that. We're all(?) rooting(???) for you, Donnie. ]

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[cranekin]

(Can we like comments on the network because Tsurumaru likes this comment.)

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[misclassed]

[ SEE? THE WISE AMD REDOUBTABLE TSURUMARU KUNINAGA AGREES WITH HIM. ]