[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

@akatsuki

[lionize]

Oh yikes.

[soft_shelled]

No, no yikes.

[lionize]

Did you mean to share this? Yikes.

Was it a glitch? Also yikes.

You see my point.

[soft_shelled]

It's just some searches! It's not like it was something super personal?

[He will somehow spin this, badly.]

[lionize]

Y I K E S

[soft_shelled]

I could go and climb all over your robot again.

[Just assuming the Buster was hers.]

[lionize]

Uh-huh. And we could be unfriendly about it this time.

[soft_shelled]

I didn't know throwing things was being friendly.

[lionize]

You got your shell back. I was really tempted to have him throw it.

[soft_shelled]

But could you handle the aftermath of if it hit some random civilian?

[lionize]

His aim is too good for that to be an issue.

[soft_shelled]

Aim means nothing when you're chucking fifty pounds of metal in a crowded area.

[lionize]

You're an idiot if you think a mobile suit doesn't make it possible. Not only that, but easy, too.

[soft_shelled]

And what I'm saying is that, sure your aim can be great, but in a place as crowded as that convention was? You're still pretty likely to hit someone than not.

In my opinion the risk wasn't worth it.

[A beat, then;]

Also I hope you didn't throw anything at your friend for calling you cute.

[lionize]

Underestimating someone's skills is a bad move.

[Oh come on, really not what she wants to talk about.]

He's been properly dealt with, thanks!

[soft_shelled]

[He could argue that he's not underestimating anything, he's just applying basic chaos theory. But he feels like she's just being contrary to be contrary.]

So you did throw something at his head.

[lionize]

[She’d argue no she’s not, she just has faith in her people. Of course his feeling isn’t completely incorrect either.]

Something like that.

[She threw her head at his and their lips met. Several times. It counts.]

[soft_shelled]

That's good, I'd hate to be the only one punished for acting up and calling you cute.

[Good thing she's not giving details, not because it'd make Donnie feel bad but more because he won't care.]

[lionize]

You haven't even been punished yet.

[Which isn't totally untrue. Just not punished by her.]

[soft_shelled]

I think not being able to play with the giant robots is punishment enough.