[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

[kaizou]

WHAT

WHY NOT

IT'S JUST YES OR NO RIGHT

[soft_shelled]

Sh--They're confusing.

[kaizou]

OH YEAH SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE THAT

PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKE THINGS COMPLICATED THAT DON'T NEED TO BE

IS IT THE PART WHERE THEY MIGHT RIP YOUR EYES OUT OR SOMETHING ELSE

[soft_shelled]

They bite, yes.

[kaizou]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PICK SOMEONE ELSE

[soft_shelled]

[THING IS... he did like it.]

Ah, good to know.

[kaizou]

YEAH

THAT'S WHY I DON'T FLIRT WITH THEM MORE

ME AND THEM ARE THE SAME TYPE

BUT SOME PEOPLE DO LIKE IT

SO IT WORKS OUT

[soft_shelled]

I don't know.

You seem a lot... Louder than them?

[kaizou]

🤣

MORE LIKE WE WOULD FIGHT OVER WHO GOT TO BE THE ONE RIPPING OUT THE EYES

IT'S BETTER TO MATCH UP DIFFERENT TYPES

[soft_shelled]

I see.

Well, I don't know about this situation if it is that or not.

[kaizou]

IF YOU LIKE TO GET PUSHED AROUND BY DANGEROUS GIRLS IT'S PROBABLY FINE

WAIT YOU LIKED KAEDE TOO

SO YOU PROBABLY DO

[soft_shelled]

[Oh mi gosh.]

I like Kaede as a friend!

[kaizou]

YEAH I KNOW

ME TOO

I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOUR POINT IS

[soft_shelled]

You're implying a different kind of like.

[kaizou]

HOW MANY KINDS ARE THERE

[soft_shelled]

At least three.

[kaizou]

FRIENDS YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH

FRIENDS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH

AND LOVE

RIGHT

[soft_shelled]

No.

Friends, Family and romantic love.

[kaizou]

FAMILY GOES WITH FRIENDS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SO I THINK WE AGREE

[soft_shelled]

Family and friends are totally different, though! You're kind of stuck with family, friends you can pick.

[kaizou]

YOU CAN'T BE STUCK LIKING SOMEONE

IF YOU LIKE YOUR FAMILY THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS

IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR FAMILY THEY'RE STILL YOUR FAMILY BUT NOT YOUR FRIENDS

I THINK

I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY FOR A LONG TIME SO MAYBE THERE'S RULES I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT

[soft_shelled]

Yeah you can, in a way.

Or maybe it's more, you can not like your family but you still love them?

[kaizou]

OH LIKE WHEN YOU'RE MAD AT SOMEONE YOU LIKE A LOT AND YOU HATE THEM BUT YOU ALSO LOVE THEM

LIKE THEM

LOVE THEM

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, I guess?

[He's bad with emotions, why is he trying to explain this?!]

[kaizou]

[The blind are leading the blind here. But if it works, it works, and it did.]

YEAH I GUESS I DO KNOW HOW THAT FEELS

THAT'S INTERESTING