[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

Comments

[soft_shelled]

You can be plenty interesting without emotions!

[kaizou]

THE BEST PART OF PEOPLE WHO TRY NOT TO HAVE EMOTIONS IS WHEN THEY HAVE THEM ANYWAY

[soft_shelled]

I mean, if they suck then yeah?

[kaizou]

I BET THE FOX GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU

SO YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH

[soft_shelled]

Girl. One of them I'm pretty sure doesn't like me.

[kaizou]

WHICHEVER ONE THEN

IS IT KAGA

KAGA IS GREAT

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS KEEP TRYING NOT TO HAVE EMOTIONS AROUND HER BUT KEEP BEING BAD AT IT

[soft_shelled]

[WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING IT RIGHT?]

I'm not bad at it.

[kaizou]

[Gigan goes for whatever answer is easiest for him personally 100% of the time, and some lesser percentage of the time, it ends up being the correct one. In other words: if he thinks Kaga is the Hot One, everyone else probably does too. Good taste, Donnie!]

YOU SHOULD BE WORSE AT IT THEN

BUT NOT TOO BAD AT IT

IT'S MORE FUN WHEN IT'S NOT TOO EASY

[soft_shelled]

I...

Okay?

[kaizou]

JUST TRUST ME

SINCE ME AND HER ARE THE SAME TYPE

[soft_shelled]

Angry and bitey?

[kaizou]

MAYBE NOT THE ANGRY PART

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, she's like... Angry all the time?

[kaizou]

NOT AT ME

DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO PISS HER OFF

[soft_shelled]

No?

I mean, she got too close once, and I pushed her away and she got upset about that.

[kaizou]

THAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL SO I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT

WEIRD

[soft_shelled]

I don't talk to her any differently then I talk to anyone else?

[kaizou]

DO A LOT OF PEOPLE GET MAD AT YOU A LOT

[soft_shelled]

... A few do?

[kaizou]

HUH

MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T LIKE YOU BUT I WAS PRETTY SURE SHE WOULD

[soft_shelled]

Or they're just weird.

[kaizou]

I ALSO THINK IT'S WEIRD NOT TO LIKE YOU BUT THAT'S NOT MY BUSINESS

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie almost admits that he doesn't even like himself, but he is good.]

Yep, it's not anyone's business but theirs, I guess.