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[text, misfire] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[Since the whole party about two weeks ago, there has been something on this turtle's mind. But it's only now that he is actually putting his mind to it... By searching certain things.

Of course, he's lucky enough to have it happen when one of the current glitches are acting up.]

How to impress a girl.
How to have conversations with someone you like?
Dating advice for teens.
Ways to see if a girl likes you back.
What do foxes like?
How to impress kitsune?
What is "kitsune udon"?
Why is inari a food and a "god"?
Tofu recipes
Why is tofu so gross looking?
Gifts for ships?

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fair?

she's in the back of my head grinning like a moron

Because uh.

She'd probably ask why Nyuu isn't bringing it herself?

because I had something to do

She'll find out, I'm a terrible liar.

that's a positive imo

but if she throws it at you, I'll beat her ass

Is it? Life seems a lot easier when you can lie.

... don't.

fine, I'll leave her alone

it's only easier to lie when you don't have to remember what you said to keep up the lie

with honesty you only have to remember what's factually true

Thank you.

And Leo makes it look easy.

... but I may take you up on the tofu offer at some point though?

sounds good
just lemme know when

Will do.

Also, uh... Thanks to Nyuu, and you, for the help last month, again.

[He feels like he needs to say it to Kaede too!]

[ Her response isn't instant. The delay is only for a few seconds, but those seconds are spent wondering what exactly she should say. "You're welcome" doesn't seem right. It might be a bit too haughty right now. Maybe? Perhaps she's overthinking it.

What would Nyuu say? ]

any time

Same to you too. If you ever need help with something? You, either of you, just hit me up.

I owe you.

[Which is kinda silly, he wasn't that badly injured but still! He feels like he owes her that much.]

if you say so

I also know what her favorite shampoo is
if you want gift ideas

... isn't shampoo like, kind of intimate?

[He wouldn't know, because he has no hair and the only shampoo that possibly existed in the lair belonged to Splinter.]

Edited 2025-04-05 01:11 (UTC)

isn't that the end goal?

[There is a car crash in his head right now, because is it? That involves touching and such to a degree Donnie isn't sure about.]

Maybe? I don't know?

[ She almost feels bad for him, knowing what she knows about Kaga. And with how skittish he is in general.

hoo boy ]

a comb or pretty hair clip then
she likes blue so try that color

[He has the social graces of a rock, Lucy.]

Right, that's a thing girls like... Stuff for making themselves look cute or pretty?

And blue, I'm good at knowing what looks good in blue. Blue is my twin's favorite color.

[ she's not exactly a high society socialite either Donnie c'mon now ]

that's a good start
I'm sure you'll pick something nice that she'll like

I hope so...

[Also now he's mentioned Leo, he's feeling something like he misses his stupid brother. But not sharing that.]

[ man they really are a pair of socially maladjusted mutants aren't they ]

it'll be fine

try this site

[ She sends him a link to a website that can be considered the Neo-Tokyo version of Etsy. Though the specific link lands him in the middle of a curated search for hair pins and clips with fox designs. ]

you're pretty crafty right?
maybe you could make something based off designs like this

[They are, they are.]

Oh... that's cute.

[He is browsing the link and then she mentions him being crafty and hahahaha...]

Art and crafts are more Mikey's thing? I just do tech.

tech uses metal doesn't it?
isn't there some new guy who knows metalwork?

maybe he could give you pointers

Some of it does.
And I don't know? Someone suggested a sword though.

swords are cool I guess

I have an idea...

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