TEXT | @Punisher

[eyeofmyass]

[ooc warning: Religious tones, catholic terminology, all of which will probably be very inaccurate. ]

So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’

And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.

All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.

C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!

Amen.

Comments

@greatvalue

[newphew]

This soundslikea scam.

[ i'm sorry he's like this ]

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

Oh hey! You work for the big guy, right? How much would it be to put in a good word for me with Him so I can gain more followers myself?

@pochita

[nutkick]

okay, but is talking about it, or confessing to your sins, really helps?
i tried that before and it only made me feel extra shitty.

@catacombs

[survivaltricks]

do you play shogi?

[there is a train of thought there, he swears]

@Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

So you just talk about your feelings and you're absolved of guilt? That's it?

[It sounds sketchy but...Taryon can't help but want to learn more.]

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

If you are going to take on the duty to comfort burdened souls, you should not ask for anything in return.

@king

[boarbie]

Ah. It all makes sense now.

@ typhoon

[photosympathies]

( ...

This should not delight Vash the way it does, and yet. )

i knew you were a man of many talents.

( Undertaker. Priest. )

@TYPHON

[redsoil]

Oh. Neat idea! I am already taking care of my own sins, though.

Do you want to go into fundraising with me? I am looking for people with the skills to wring money out of the rich!

[ sorry ww.... ]

@tsunpo

[atonality]

Conversations of such soulful intimacy require an NDA signed and notarized. Do the powers that be have a satisfactory power of attorney?

@ soba

[gorb]

( Hold the phone, this is his gig. )

What are your donations for, Priest? Are you running a church?

@need4speed

[fastpaced]

getting forgiveness from a guy called punisher??
now that takes some faith

@dragontales (yes I will get to the other threads but hiii)

[lunarchivist]

Hmm...Undertaker and priest. Another part of your occupations? I think I've heard of something like this ((Sunday.......)) but I've never participated.

I do wonder though...Wolfwood. Who listens to the Priest's troubles?

@starbow

[bluestar]

You sound about as legitimate a priest as the ones who work at the local church in my town.

@rasgulla

[peoplewatch]

[ he glanced at the other post already. with context, this is adorable. ]

If you simply told them what you plan to use the money for, you would be met with less suspicion.