Nicholas D. Wolfwood (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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synnet2024-09-20 07:49 pm
eyeofmyass) wrote in synnet2024-09-20 07:49 pm
TEXT | @Punisher
[ooc warning: Religious tones, catholic terminology, all of which will probably be very inaccurate. ]
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.
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[Dead girl is the one to blame for that.]
so looks like I can think bigger. don't got anything concrete yet.
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[ He doesn't have a lot of money since he's just a host at a night club, but he doesn't spend much money anyway, and he's happy to donate if it means it helps people. It'll help him leave a good impression too, which is always something he's thinking about.
So he'll send the man 1000 KRYPTO. ] It's not a lot, but I don't have a lot right now.
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appreciate it. don't worry, I got ways to make it stretch.
what do you do around here? I'll use you later if your handy.
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Outside of missions, I'm just a host at the club.
I suppose my skills would lie in analyzing people and negotiations.
If you need help talking to an investor, I could give it a try.
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When talking to people like that, you need to butter them up a lot first. [ it doesn't look like wolfwood cares to do that at all, whoops ]
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