Nicholas D. Wolfwood (
eyeofmyass) wrote in
synnet2024-09-20 07:49 pm
TEXT | @Punisher
[ooc warning: Religious tones, catholic terminology, all of which will probably be very inaccurate. ]
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.

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and it's important in general.
also, i know a doctor. if any of them ever get sick we can get her. she's been really nice to me, so she'll be really good with kids.
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[There's a but that he's itching to add here, because he can see it. Vash getting in too deep too fast. And his heart will follow. And then if something happens, which is pretty damn likely he'll have a heartbroken Vash to deal with.]
some kids might be too proud for the help. but never known a hungry one to say no for food. lets start there.
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speaking of, do u wanna get dinner together?
we could go to the cafeteria, or we could go out.
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you haven't even been paid for a mission yet, of course i'm paying.
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u want me to bring it with or come get u first?
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i'm on my way.
go back to confession, father.
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shuddup.