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[eyeofmyass]

[ooc warning: Religious tones, catholic terminology, all of which will probably be very inaccurate. ]

So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’

And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.

All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.

C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!

Amen.

Comments

[eyeofmyass]

[Wow, look who graduated from three word responses to a whole info dump. He's so flattered.

And also horrified. He may be a smidge less religious that he comes across.]

not used to a world with kings, but can't deny the influence of the church over the people. what's the world like when people quit believing?

[boarbie]

[ if it's about duty and responsibility, dimitri can talk forever about it ... it's the only thing he's known all his short life. ]

Not a possibility within my lifetime.

A world without the church ... well, the kingdom was forcibly overthrown in a bloody victory by the Adrestian empire, who conquered the continent and executed the king to achieve unification. Adrestia has no ties with the church.

[eyeofmyass]

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<span style="font-family:courier new;"><oh. on the losing side of the war, huh? that makes a lot of sense. assuming the church can't last very long without any official support.

you needing a confession then? might differ from where youre from. /span>

[boarbie]

Not really. I've nothing else to confess, considering I died.

Regrets are for those who remain.

[eyeofmyass]

wait. you're dead? they brought you back from the dead???

[boarbie]

Short of a miracle, of which I don't believe in, I doubt I escaped my execution.

[eyeofmyass]

so you don't actually remember dying?

[boarbie]

I mean, she chopped off my head.

[eyeofmyass]

kinda a tough one to come back from. your head looked attached last time I saw you.

[Just slightly concerning that LILITH can apparently bring back the dead.]

congrats on a second chance, I guess.

[boarbie]

I agree. I do enjoy where it is.

I suppose there are reasons to be thankful. [ it's not coming out in text very well, but had he said it to him in person, it would've been in a dry tone, with a light scoff. ]

[eyeofmyass]

man, you're gonna flinch when you need a hair cut.

do you believe in fate?

[boarbie]

There is quite the difference between a pair of scissors and an axe.

I'm not sure what you're asking.

[eyeofmyass]

do you believe things are destined to happen a certain way? like we're meant to meet who we meet, go through the trials we go through, play out roles for some god chosen purpose.

[boarbie]

All royalty have duties and obligations to adhere to and deliver, so on that regard, I'll say things are destined to happen a certain way.