Nicholas D. Wolfwood (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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synnet2024-09-20 07:49 pm
eyeofmyass) wrote in synnet2024-09-20 07:49 pm
TEXT | @Punisher
[ooc warning: Religious tones, catholic terminology, all of which will probably be very inaccurate. ]
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.
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Mhmm. Well, and the worms.
[Which might be a weird thing to point out, but since the worms are a hivemind in the form of one obnoxious Zazi, it feels worth pointing out.
But they'll have to save their homeworld talk for later, because right now there's a bunch of curious kids looking their way and Hunter doesn't look like he knows what to do at all.
A couple of younger ones are brave enough to come up immediately, a couple reaching for the boxes on the counters that they can't reach, so Wolfwood happily grabs a handful out of the box to hand to them.
A little girl lingers a little further behind them, before reaching for Hunter, tugging on his sleeve.]
Are those for us, Mister?
[And Wolfwood is suddenly slapping a few bags of snacks into Hunter's chest for him to hand over even as he's busy talking to the small group that's gathering nearby.]
We'll bring more later, so try not to hoard these, alright? Can you help pass 'em out? Make sure everybody gets somethin', ok? I got suckers for everyone who helps.
[And just like that, handfuls are getting scattered out among the children and Wolfwood is smiling in a way that's only ever directed towards kids, which means a genuine kind of happy smile.]