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synnet2024-09-20 07:49 pm
eyeofmyass) wrote in synnet2024-09-20 07:49 pm
TEXT | @Punisher
[ooc warning: Religious tones, catholic terminology, all of which will probably be very inaccurate. ]
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.
So, back home I was something of a priest, and I was thinking of offering my priestly services of confessions to those who are in need. Some of you might be asking whats a confession, or why should I bother? Well, let me tell ya! A confession is you admitting your sins and receiving penance and absolution. All that shit that’s bothering you? That bad thing you did? Or that good thing you didn’t do? Think of it as a ‘clean slate.’
And you don’t have to be religious. I think everybody deserves to get it all off their chest, ya know? Don’t need absolution? No problem, but how about an impartial, unbiased soul to unburden to? Feel guilty and need a way to feel better? I can suggest penance for that.
All I ask for in return is a donation. Not bad, right? All confessions stay in the confession booth, or inbox, however you feel comfortable doing it. I’m not here to share your secrets or judge. Anonymous is fine, just show proof that you donated.
C’mon, it’ll make ya feel good!
Amen.
no subject
not sure I ever had much of a choice, but I certainly was called on to serve.
no eye contact needed. we can do it right here if ya want. though it would probably be easier to say.
so, find a place to sit. get yourself in the right mindset. you've got to feel sorry for what you've done for this to work. then when you're ready you give yourself a quick cross and then say 'forgive me father for I have sinned', and i'll listen while you get it all off your chest. then we'll go from there.
[Wiiiinging it.]