mesospheric (
mesospheric) wrote in
synnet2025-08-27 09:49 am
is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo
[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]
This isn’t necessary, but—
Do you… need things done?
[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]
For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.
The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.
[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]
… I look forward to working with you.
[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]
MERC WORK
contact Cloud Strife for more info
This isn’t necessary, but—
Do you… need things done?
[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]
For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.
The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.
[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]
… I look forward to working with you.
[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]
contact Cloud Strife for more info

@ typhoon
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rent boy
Yeah wow, okay. I can agree on that without a problem.
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( 🫠🫠🫠 )
I gave flyers to people on the street, it was real bad.
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IT'S NOT ONE OF HIS FOUR JOBS, HE SWEARS. )
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Man, I did it again.
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1/?
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4/5
done!
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Still lurking
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@Goldilocks
[PLEASE DON'T ASSOCIATE THEIR COOL CLUB WITH THIS]
asdfg
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@kon, text.
[ no beating around the bush, okay. ]
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What is the errand? I don’t do flat rates.
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🎀
@BAD DADDY
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private
private
@simba
She will give him a pass. If only because he bears a passing resemblance to Bedivere. ]
How many years have you been a sellsword?
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fi▊ fiv v v years
five
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how many years have you been a sellsw▊rd?
For a while now. Long enough to know what I’m doing.
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un: forgety
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Hitting kaiju mostly. What of it?
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Private, @litanytime
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@greatvalue
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At least. At least I spared myself the gil by foregoing the flyers, too.
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@Goldilocks
That, and his two part-time jobs back home were more about one-on-one persuasion. But he's going to throw in his own advice!]
Where's the style? Where's the confidence? Are you going to put this advertisement out to the public? You need to keep your focus straight on the camera! Puff yourself up! Speak loudly!
Listen, I know a thing or two about getting people to come to you. How about showing us what you can do and proving that you're more than capable of handling monsters and bodyguard stuff?
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Oh, no, it’s just that genteel guy with the moustache. ]
It’s already advertised to the public it needs to be.
Do you want a sideshow with all this? People will call or they won’t.
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@litanytime
[Although she probably still owes him from the last time he helped her out.]
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[ or so he says, but he hasn’t asked anything for that time in Mexico, and his last pay from her was a carnival prize still holding down his shelf at base. ]
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Private
private onwards;
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🎀 closing us out!
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@R.A.P.H
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[ Does Red XIII count as one? Dog? Cat? Beast? Guy??? Whatever, fudging the details is the name of the game. ]
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