is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

MERC WORK
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Comments

[mesospheric]

Worse. Just back that whole thing right back into the stable.

[shadowban]

don't tell me what to do if you're not paying me for it.

[mesospheric]

I am a captive audience to your line of questioning. I can complain all I want.

[shadowban]

can't you mute threads? or notifications? it has to be a function somewhere in there.

[mesospheric]

I’ve been trying.

[shadowban]

give me a discount and i'll stop blowing up your notifications.

[mesospheric]

Nope.

[shadowban]

[ worth a try. ]

try looking for the mute option in the message settings.

[mesospheric]

I know. I found it. It doesn’t work. I’ve submitted a ticket to SYNTHIA but got a stock ‘thanks for your submission, we’ll look into it’ notif.

That notif has been resending itself every five minutes for the last few hours now.

[shadowban]

oh. you bumped up against a bug. sorry about that.

on the bright side, if it's every five minutes, you can time yourself without looking at a clock.