is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

MERC WORK
contact Cloud Strife for more info

Comments

[newphew]

[ bonding over mocking vash?? ]

You"ll get plenty of work just by posting this.No need for flyers.

[mesospheric]

[ scarred lads gotta find friends over something. ]

Good. With LILITH’s stipends the pay might be worth the trouble just among the Outsiders.

Do YOU need anything?

[newphew]

[ they will be friends.... ]

There's an orphanage at [ sends location ] Help me bring them some food and I'll send you two hundred credits.

[mesospheric]

[ Two hundred credits is chump change in his variable krypto economy, but Cloud can't really bring himself to give a damn.

He can let it slide for now. ]

Accepted.
Where do I pick up the parcel(s)? I can carry a lot if you need it.

[newphew]

[ he'll pay more later, probably ]

Meet me at [ another location sent, a restaurant this time ] We'll go from TherE.

[mesospheric]

[ Don't you dare; Cloud will take it all anyway but dont u dare ]

On my way.

[newphew]

[ up to you if you want to handwave or action the next bet!!! hunter will be waiting at the restaurant, a little unassuming cafe, with the packages. he has enough food that an extra pair of hands wouldn't be amiss ]