is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

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Comments

[mesospheric]

I'm not a poetry type of guy, but sure. I'm curious.

Demonstrate for me what a warrior poet is in your opinion.

[likemybooks]

A warrior poet has the strength of a man that can slay a basilisk but the heart of a gentleman who can appreciate the beauty of the world that he is protection. He steps onto the battlefiled, handsome and resplendant, and all are put at ease when they hear him speak. He knows when it is time to sheathe his sword, but he can use it to deadly effect when need. He is well-read, well-spoken, and retains his elegant demeanor no matter the situation.


Doesn't that sound someone you could trust?

[mesospheric]

[ That sounds terribly and nauseatingly like Sephiroth, but that's a can of worms Cloud refuses to open on this mustachioed creampuff. ]

That sounds like someone one revelation away from disaster, but that's just my opinion.

Would you consider yourself a warrior poet? Well-groomed and well-read you?

[likemybooks]

If you ever met me in person, I think you would agree with me: yes. I'm widely read on all topics and function well in social gatherings.

[mesospheric]

Do these social gatherings happen to include the battlefield?

[likemybooks]

No, I'm talking more of the sort where you have to talk to people and convince them to trust you. And parties, but I can do both that and battlefields.

[mesospheric]

So you're the talker of the party.
Diplomat, I mean.

Unfortunately, that's not my specialty. Everything you just saw is what I got.

[likemybooks]

That's true.

[It's certainly not. Do not ask him to talk to hostile forces without backup. Do not expect him to use any technique but looking so naive and sweet that you can't help but listen to him out of pity.]

So you have to reach out to a marketer and help with that! This is an advertisement of your abilities. You have to make a good first impression! What if you had a voiceover while you showed off your fighting abilities?