is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

MERC WORK
contact Cloud Strife for more info

Comments

[misclassed]

I don't charge for fixing up existing equipment, just if you want something new.

[ SO THERE'S NEVER AN EXCUSE NOT TO HAVE STUFF IN A GOOD STATE, OKAY? ]

[mace_pray_love]

[Wow, either all of the Outsiders are really bad at business, or Cloud's sword is SO BAD the blacksmith is taking pity on him.]

ok, then if he doesn't do it, then that's his own fault.

this conversation never happened, ok?

[misclassed]

[ ITS CALLED PRO BONO..... i promise he makes money off of blacksmith work doing OTHER things... really... ]

Mmhm.

I got no idea what conversation you're talking about, kid.