is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

MERC WORK
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Comments

[shadowban]

annoying them. being followed already succeeds on that front.

it's my father, don't worry.

[mesospheric]

I see.

₭50,000 an hour.

[shadowban]

[ funny thing; ]

ok. do i send you the details in a private message?

[mesospheric]

Sure. As long as the name isn't out here, they can't just search it up.

Can you afford it? Aren't you a newer arrival?

[shadowban]

i'll message the details, then. thank you for considering my task.

i make enough. i'm very diligent.

[mesospheric]

[ A hard-worker. Huh. That's really rare these days. ]

All right. Good work. I'll get on it as soon as I can.

🎀

[shadowban]

i'll get in your inbox in a minute. thanks again, cloud-san.