is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

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Comments

[zauneyete]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that when me. I pay well.

How do you feel about working with more undesirable elements?

I've been trying to take on the criminal underworld, after all. Some may found that too dangerous.

[ THIS Fucking guy exudes the very energy the criminal element does. ]

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[mesospheric]

[ Ah, this guy, the bar schemer.

He does them both the courtesy of flipping to a more private channel. ]

It’s nothing I haven’t dealt with before.

Are you looking for protection, or an attack dog?

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[zauneyete]

Attack dog and occasional runner. I have protection handled.

[ Because of course he does. ]

There are some that would take issue with every job I have need to handle. It's always best to know the limits, if you understand.