is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

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Comments

[shadowban]

mm, getting on your healer's bad side is great way to get killed in a fight. i agree.

[ how to weaponise this... time to plan. ]

can you lift a truck?

[mace_pray_love]

[Umm, which one is a truck again? She has to search it on the web.]

probably not? they look heavy.

why, can you? if you can do it, i bet i can too!

[shadowban]

i could now, i'm pretty sure. but i can cheat on it if i wanted so it's not too heavy for me.

what's the most you can lift?

[mace_pray_love]

i've never, like, measured before. i guess there are those weight things in the rec room i could go try out to see.

[She's no super-hero level, but she does routinely wield a heavy metal mace with the same ease that her mage friends use a thin rod or wand.]

[shadowban]

we could test them out. i think they have measuring tools for kinetic force and stuff.

arcade fighting games can work, too. have you been to one?

[mace_pray_love]

an arcade? no, we don't have anything like that on my world, and i haven't tried one here yet.

[shadowban]

we could go sometime. i'm good at most of the cabinet games, but there are sports and crane games too. some games let you win prizes.

[mace_pray_love]

sounds fun! i'll give it a try

[She will excel at Whack-a-Mole if nothing else.]

🎀 closing us out!

[shadowban]

alright. i'll message you some time when we're not so busy, jessica-san. make sure to win something when we go.