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is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

MERC WORK
contact Cloud Strife for more info

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…
I hate to ask in that I’m not actually sure I want to know, BUT

how many called you for mercenary work and how many for other things?

I had to change my number. It was Bad. I didn't even know half of the things they wanted existed.

[ Wherever Cloud is, even alone as he is, he’s covering his mouth and turning his head aside while the mirth runs its course.

pffuuuheheh ]

That’s real bad.
You still in the business?
Mercenary, I mean.

Oh. I'm not, no, I was just offering help with odd jobs.

Anything, really.

But you are?

Mercenary is the easiest word anyone can take and understand, so it’s what I am. As long as I’m paid for it, I can do anything.

… Except recover the remains of your reputation. There are limits.

So you're not technically a bounty hunter?

And hahah. No, that's fine. They're long lost. At least I thought I'd cling to it a little better here, but nah, this was within a week of me turning up. It's fine.