is it a toktik or is it a business ad? @chocobo

[mesospheric]

[ It begins with… a blink. Some guy with gravity-defying blond hair looks around, as if surveying the area for passer-by before he engages in what must surely be an embarrassing affair, like the filming of a TokTik. ]

This isn’t necessary, but—

Do you… need things done?

[ He sort of starts off strong before trailing off in classic Embarrassed Delinquent-esque reluctance. His eyes, locked ahead. His expression, stony. ]

For a fee, certain troublesome tasks can be done for you to satisfying completion. This includes but is not limited to: monster slaying, bodyguard duty, and… errands.

The fee will fluctuate depending on what a hassle I find it to be.

[ Another blink. Another look around. Something surely comes next, right? Damn. Is Cloud his own PR department? ]

… I look forward to working with you.

[ And just like that, the feed ends. ]

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[shadowban]

[ but what does it mean to be skilled as a prostitute? experience? isn't sex a natural instinct? every human being is, ideally, aware of its innate desire to procreate. megumi's read about sexualities among feral populations, but didn't vash-san say something about not being human? he's over a hundred years old. maybe he only appears to be a mammal. or mammal-based? carbon-based life form? is vash-san an organic alien??? wait how do you ask someone if they're human or not, you can't just ask someone that— ]